Juggalos 'N Juggalettes

Well. The juggalo and the juggalettes are hard to describe in general, even as a juggalo it's hard for me. So i'm going to try.

A juggalo is a male fan of the Insane Clown Posse
A juggalette is the female fan of the Insane Clown Posse

ICP for short.

Juggalo's and juggalettes are fans of ICP that have been saved by The dark Carnival and have realised that being different isn't a bad thing, for it makes us just that. 'Different' from everyone, we are all crazy in our own ways and we are all hated for some reason or another.

Us Lo's And Lette's Are loyal fans to ICP and any of the bands under the psychopathic record's logo. We love them as family as well as other Lo's and Lette's as family and we would die for eachother. Poeple always dis on the fam but we are strong and most true juggalo's and lette's ignore the threats and the insults. Most of the fans connect with ICP, Twiztid, Boondox, ABK, AMB, Blaze cause they grew up unwanted as many juggalo's and juggalette's did. Me included. We are outcasts. But the truth is we don't care, we don't give a fuck.

We paint our faces and we talk the way we talk to be different. Though many people say yea, yea, they want to be non-conformists, most of us are. We are all crazy and mentally unstable. Me for example. I've been to about 8 different therapists. My parents trying to scrounge up money for it all. Luckily we have rich grandparents. Me myself, i've grown up with no moeny for myself and the thing is i don't have friends. 'Cept for the handful and the few. My point. Being mentally insane and crazy is a part of our personna.

WE have haters. But we all yell whoop whoop to show who we follow. Poeple say we are in a cult. But we aren't. Or are we. You'll never reallt know. The dark carnival is our 'Heaven.' Me personally, i'm athiest, so i honestly don't care about the fact that the dark carnival was about god in the end. Anyways, haters. They call us fags, idiots, crack heads, ECT. And the truth is. We all have quirks, dumbasses. I myself and my buddy braindead used to be pot heads. Though we still hit it erryonce in a while. WHOOP WHOOP!

There are posers who we call juggaho's, juffalo's, things of that sort. And they can be pointed out easily. If everything you own is handed to you, then your not a juggalo. I have to work for my clothes and my music. Though my rent's buy it, i work that shit off, i keep my shit real too. But the fake ass bitches that are handed everything by name and shit, Hell nawh they ain't jugglo's or lette's.

WE call eachother family and we are, we juggalo's and lette's can walk through the streets of detroit and other bad gang infested hole's and yell our whoop whoop's and rep our colors and the psychopathic all over our bodies and have back up in the gangs and in the crowds of bystanders.

We lo's and lette's feel the music and we relate to most of the song's in our own special ways, and we hate biggots and racists. If you claim to be a juggalo or lette and you are racist, kill yourself.

WE also have our own juggalo system. OH SHIT! NOT ANOTHER SYSTEM! CALM THE FUCK DOWN, It's our thing so don't piss and run to yo momma. xD

Juggalo Quirks;

Words:
Nugget - Head
Neden - Pussy
Corndog - Cock - Penis
Cotton candy - Pussy
Popsicles - Cock - Penis
MCL - Much Clown Luv
MMFWCL - Much Muths Fuckin Wicked Clown Luv
Mutha Fackoo - Mutha Fucka - Mother Fucker
WHUT!? - What?

GREETINGS:
1 - Are you down with tha clown?
2 - Whuddup Ninja?
3 - Whuddup homie?

Chants and Sayings:
1 - WHOOP WHOOP!
2 - WE Will never die alone, juggalo's will carry on, swing our hatchet's if we must, each and everyone one of us.

Q 'n A:
Q: Are U Down wit the clown?
A: 'Till i'm dead in the ground
Juggalos 'N Juggalettes

Juggalo 1 - Whuddup homie?
Juggalo 2 - Nuttin much muh ninja
Juggalette - Just chillen'
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Hater 1 - look at those fags, with their faces painted, lets get 'em
Hater 2 & 3 - Hell yea
Juggalos 1, 2, & 3 - What?
Haters - You three are fucked now
Juggalos 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, ECT - *show up* Not today mutha fackoo.
Hater 1 - Whatever, Lets go guys
Hater 2 & 3 - *gone*
Hater 1 - Fuck *runs off*
Juggalos 1 to ?? - Fuckin haters. WHOOP WHOOP!
by Tha.Juggalo.Jester September 09, 2009
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juggalo / juggalett

a die hard fan of phychopathic records and similar companies also a juggalo gang member
juggalo / juggalett : wiked clowns bitches!

averyone else: wtf is that paint wearing hoodlum
by detox da clown September 02, 2012
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Juggalo/Juggalette Hater

1. (see bully) a person who has extreme prejudice against Insane Clown Posse fans/juggalos/juggalettes for the following reasons:

a. they got nothing better to do.
b. they think icp's music is annoying.
c. they hate rap.
d. they hate clowns.
e. a juggalo/juggalette has offended them and now they
feel as if all juggalos/juggalettes should be hunted
down like vermin.
f. their favorite band/singer/rapper dislikes icp.
g. they are very cruel and think that mocking someone
else's favorite music is fun.
h. actually its mostly because of letter a, e, and g.

(A Juggalo/Juggalette Hater may seem to be at an andvantage versus a Juggalo/Juggalette but that is only because the Juggalo/Juggalette doesn't know what music the Juggalo/Juggalette Hater listens to)
lo/lette Hater: ICP sucks! They wear gay make up and are
just a bunch fags who got no talent.
juggalette: Oh yeah, well, your gay so shut the fuck up!
lo/lette Hater: Is that all you can come up with you
little slut?
juggalo: Hey, I heard you listen to Britney spears.
lo/lette Hater: Huh? What!?! Ahh!!! No!!! Who told you?!
*sobs* Okay i give up, I give up. Just
leave me alone okay?
juaggalette: Ha! All Juggalo/Juggalette Haters are just a
bunch of fags.

by Unbiased Juggalo December 10, 2005
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wud up juggalo

A greeting Juggalos use to acknowledge each other's prescence. Although, ICP, Twiztid and all that other shit shit out there sucks. There is not one original bone in their body because they don't even do their own music.
Juggalo Matt: "Wud up Juggalo?"

Circus Clown: "I'm not a Juggalo, I'm just a regular clown and eventhough we look like we are brother's from another mother, the reality is that ICP sucks! We are true to what we do."
by Jessica February 25, 2006
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Juggalo Care Packages

The Juggalo Care Package Program, or J.C.P. was founded in 2004 with the purpose of sending care Packages to Juggalos and Juggalettes that are serving in the various branches of the Armed forces. The J.C.P. is dedicated to keeping Clown Luv alive and strong, even among the members of the Juggalo Family that are on the other side of the world. Regardless of your political views, or your thoughts on the war itself, we can all agree that the soldiers that are involved are some of the bravest and most respectable Ninjas of all.
The J.C.P. has created a way for civilian Juggalos to be able to easily show their Luv, respect, and support for Military Juggalos, through sending personalized letters and messages that we include in the packages that we send out. Along with these letters, The J.C.P. jam packs these packages with custom C.D.’s, Faygo, candy, snacks and all kinds of Juggalo Flava, all at the personal expense of the J.C.P. They make a point not to ask for financial donations (However, they do accept them if you feel comfortable) but instead what they ask for from the Juggalo Family is simple. If your associated with any Juggalo bands/musicians, Juggalo web sites, etc… any materials that you would be willing to donate (C.D.’s T-Shirts, Etc…) would be greatly appreciated and are all included in the packages they send out. From the rest of the Juggalo Family, they are asking for you to send in Letters, messages, and well wishes, and the addresses of Juggalos in the Military.
They put a lot of time and work into this program, but without the support of the Juggalo Family, none of this would be possible. Your support is essential. If you have any question or comments, contact the J.C.P. through e-mailing Sid@TheJCP.net, or simply check out The J.C.P's web pages: www.TheJCP.net www.myspace.com/JCP_2006
In may/june of 2006, the J.C.P. sent out the most recent round of Juggalo Care Packages. They reached a record number of juggalos in the millitary, and were filled with more than ever before. this was the third round so far. the next batch of packages are already being constructed
by Rev. Drew Ullrich June 30, 2006
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ICP Fans against Juggalos

The name of the group started by an old juggalo from like 1994. He disagrees with everything juggalos today say, do or believe in, and even disagrees with the directions ICP has been taking for ten years. Despite that, he does try his best to help the fam by giving them the 411 about shit thats been long forgotten by them and constantly reminding all juggalos that ignorance of the outside world ain't bliss.

He might sound bitter as fuck, but dude has love regardless.
Guy 1: Yo, you hear of ICP Fans Against Juggalos?
Guy 2: You mean that angry ass poser that say he's a juggalo just to diss us?
Guy1: Damn, your a dumbass. Why do I still hang out with you?
by D.B.M. January 30, 2011
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Tulsa Anti-Juggalo league

Heros in my eyes, the few people fighting the juggalos. when the juggalos are just low middle class white kids that cry about how they have had such a hard core life because mommy and daddy didnt baby them news flash no ones lifes perfect
I owe the Tulsa Anti-Juggalo League because when i was being jumped by juggalos one of there members jumped in and saved me so i pay my respect to such a honarable group
by Cullamore May 08, 2010
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