Jordan

A stuck up ugly person girls run away from at first sight. You would never want to date him. He is 1/2 incher and rides carnival rides for a life

"God, that guys such a Jordan..."

by HMHBOSS February 5, 2017

Jordan

A smelly, retarded nigger who dates girls underage and tries to flex, even though his odor will burn your nostrils and has nothing to show for. Do not come near this nigga within 50 miles or you will regret it.

Jordan is a Fuckin ugly ass coon

by teachmychildren May 14, 2015

Jordan

a worthless peice of shit that will take your virginty and fuck u a couple of times and wait a couple of months and break up with u

jordan is a worthless peice of shit

by stevens_babygirl420 October 23, 2017

Jordan

gaming gaming gaming noob noob noob gaming gaming gaming noob noob noob gaming gaming gaming noob noob noob gaming gaming gaming noob noob noob gaming gaming gaming noob noob noob gaming gaming gaming noob noob noob gaming gaming gaming noob noob noob gaming gaming gaming noob noob noob

ME: Hey jordan
Jordan: Gaming Noob Gaming Gaming *leaves*

by Bhunky Munky May 30, 2021

Jordan

A girl that is so outstandingly beautiful it hurts. She is kinda shy,but once you get to know her she is amazing. She is extremely talented and has the voice of angel. Very loving and kind. If you find yourself a Jordan,you're lucky. Make sure to keep her.

"I met this girl today"

"She is so shy,but very beautiful"
"She mus to be a jordan"

by Awny_heh July 31, 2016

jordan

The most loving ,caring,sexy ass person,he s really good in bed once hes there. He is loyal, once hes gone you will feel something missing ,great cuddle buddy ,everything you'll need.

Jordan ading ding.

by babbya January 27, 2020

Jordan

Short fuck

Ur short as fuck Jordan

Jordan-hOWS thE wEATheR UP thERE

Jordan is a name that is derived from gay retards that succ each other off every hour the name comes from gays and Nazi Jews
Also a country in the Middle East that is as small as Jordan’s penis

by Hioiioii November 23, 2019