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by Michaelababbyyy5 January 5, 2026
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Jessica

Jessica, is a person that comes into your life.
Someone that walks into your life, becoming a trustworthy friend. The person who is loving, sweet, calm, loving, slow to anger & mild. Jessica is someone who isn’t afraid to tell you “that’s not right” but does it with patience. Jessica, She has a sense of humor that sneaks up on you and a smile that can light up your whole world. She’s the kind of person who still reaches out her hand, even after being bitten. So genuinely kind that it makes you stop and wonder if you deserve it. And the thing is—Jessica does all of this and thinks it’s normal. But she’s important. She makes you feel important. And even though she gives so much, she’s human too. She has bad days, feels pain, and carries weight just like the rest of us. If you have a “Jessica” in your life, treat her with care. Be patient with her the way she is with you. Because people like that aren’t just kind—they’re rare. And they matter. Hold onto her. Because with someone like that, you don’t just gain a friend—you gain a long-lasting, happy, and healthy friendship. Forever.
That is so Jessica of you.
by Sparky480 January 15, 2026
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Jéssica

Beyoncé.
Person 1: Jéssica what are you doing?
Person 2: What would Beyoncé say?
by lolbey January 2, 2017
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Jessica Jane

This name sounds like Western but is used in Indonesia. Sadly, this name is not used positively but negatively. They're not even Muslims but keep using Islamic terms (i.e. astaghfirullah) to harass Muslims. That's why Muslims don't like them.
Jessica Jane has very smelly feet that no one loves.
by austinlim July 10, 2022
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Jessica Capshaw

She's a marmade who left the fairytailes, an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.

One minute she is cute as a button, the next, she is supermegafoxyawesomehot.

Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.

She has the most super magic smile in the whole word and she should win a million awards for her insane talents.

She is a life ruiner and If you believe that perfection doesn't exist you should think about Jessica Capshaw.

She makes straight girls go gay and gay men go straight.
She also makes Ovaries explode and then you wanna have her babies.
Lea: Who's that blonde hottie on Grey's Anatomy?
Emma: Jessica Capshaw of course!
by Ttte123 October 16, 2011
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Jessica Yaniv

A delusional perverted Canadian sexual predator who believes he is a female model despite being an unattractive portly male. Jessica (actually named Jonathan)is a self employed blogger who has pioneered earning an income by filing frivolous lawsuits alleging human rights violations against female estheticians who do not want to remove the pubic hair from his penis or testicles.

Yaniv’s other hobbies include entering womens bathrooms and locker rooms with fetishistic intent and blogging about his desire to help preteen girls insert tampons into their vaginas.
Jessica Yaniv is suing me because I told him I do not provide hair removal services to men.
by BernieSandersEarHair May 23, 2019
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Jessica Adams

She’s the star whose lights turn each stone they fall on..into a moon. When the light air passes through your hair..i hear it. Your quiet fragrences,melt in you, when touching you..I write the letters of your name by the rinse on all leaves of the trees.
Jessica Adams is amazing and I can't wait to see you.
by JessSaysMo August 14, 2021
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