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jay penis

by rrrrrrrrr January 16, 2008
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Jay and nia

The cutiest couple alive. Everyone is jealous because they are like the moon and the stars in the night sky.
Omg I want us to be like a Jay and Nia one day.

Jay
Nia
by realzstackz November 25, 2011
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jay buchanan

Commonly known as Saint Jay Buchanan. His weiner was the number one answer to 'Things That Are Too Big' on Family Feud.
by godrulez November 15, 2011
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Jay Douglas

A little punk ass bitch. he is the best friend any hoe could ask for. He is a nincompoop that all the sluts like to manipulate for his rather tiny weenie. Jay will have you in a headlock within 2 seconds, so ya better run you fat son of bitch.
Wow look, its that small-dick stupid man whore

ya i see him, HE IS JAY DOUGLAS
by Lemming19 June 30, 2018
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Jay Harris

When you masterbate into the corner, and then cry for three hours.
I’ve been so lonely lately, I pulled a Jay Harris today. Now I need more tissues.
by The Real Talladega June 23, 2020
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Jay Leno

Some guy with a big chin who is the former host of The Tonight Show, and it appears he'll be stealing the job back. He screwed David Letterman out of the job back in 1992 when Johnny Carson retired, leading to Dave moving over to CBS. He is now about to do the same thing to Conan O'Brien because his own prime time show wasn't too popular with NBC affiliates. He is driving Carson to roll over in his grave.
Jay Leno is a selfish bastard who just can't let go of the spotlight.
by realy2jproblem January 19, 2010
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Jay-Z

Pretty much everyone who has written a definition for Jay is a fucking idiot. Jay-Z is one of the most lyrically brilliant rappers in raps short history. Thats not arguable its a fact. It is true that he began to commercialize his rap after his outstanding debut album Reasonable Doubt (one of the best rap albums in history) and that was unfortunate, but he turned it around with the Blueprint which was a great album and Blueprint 2 and Black Album were also very good. If I see one more person write that Jay-Z is fake or is a pussy im gonna go fucking insane. The beauty of the Jay-Z vs. Nas battle was that they are both lyrically brilliant, they both have lived what they say and are straight from some of the most infamous housing projects, or "hoods" in New York City and every accusation they made about eachother being fake was a lie. Jay-Z and Biggie Smalls were like fucking best friends (besides Puff) so of course they are gonna take some bars from eachother. Wait, who was in the two best collaborations Notorious B.I.G has ever done? Oh yeah - Jay-Z (Brooklyns Finest, I Love the Dough). Hes fake even though he was a huge drug dealer, and stabbed a guy just for leaking bootlegs of his album into the street (OH HE FUCKING FAKED THAT, OK THATS A FUCKING SMART THING TO SAY CONSIDERING THAT LANCE RIVERA MADE A PUBLIC STATEMENT THAT HE SAW JAY WALK OVER TO HIM IN THE CLUB AND STAB HIM). If he was that fake and that much of a pussy would "The Game" throw positive lines at him in pretty much everyone of his songs and describe him as a legend? Just because he fucking makes songs that the mainstream pop audience likes doesnt mean hes a motherfucking fake and anyone who knows anything about Rap and its history knows that, if u disagree your a fucking moron and u shouldnt be allowed to listen to rap music.
"I'm not a biter I'm a writer for myself and others
I say a B.I.G. verse, I'm only biggin up my brother
Biggin up my borough, I'm big enough to do it
I'm that thorough" --- Very True

DOWNLOAD THE 7 MINUTE FREESTYLE HE DID WITH BIG L AND THEN SAY HES NOT A GOOD RAPPER

also buy Reasonable Doubt and realize its one of the best rap albums ever made, better then Illmatic (barely)
by KNOWER OF THE TRUTH February 10, 2005
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