A fat bearded slob who lives on Meadow Road. He is a
fag who wrote a gaming addiction essay. The main idea of this essay is how his
father, Kyle, purchased a JTAG for his bearded child. Unwillingly, Kyle , infected his bearded son with a gaming addiction with a side of A.I.D.
S. Jack failed to go outside for two years due to the JTAG. His mom Shell knows how to get around the Meadow Road and had unprotected sex with Bill Q which led to Jack to having a red beard. This beard is deemed as the Red Beard Glitch, due to the fact that his hair is
brown, but his beard is
red.