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Martyred Incel

A Martyred Incel is typically an introvert, academic, or, for lack of a better term, nerd who is labeled an Incel by his classmates because of his visible lack of motivation regarding relationships and social interaction.

This is a simple lack of communication between those who are labeling and he who is being labeled. Those who are labeling don't understand he who is being labeled enough to know his intentions, goals, and philosophies. And he who is being labeled doesn't care enough to try and prove himself. The result is a boy who is martyred because of his own ideas on life. Because he doesn't emphasize relationship building and socializing as everyone else does, he is given the label of Incel.

In reality, a Martyred Incel is just trying to get through. He doesn't emphasize relationships and socializing as much as the crowd does. He probably sees women as equals to men, and therefore gives them no special attention. It could even be that he doesn't want to be in a relationship period.
Boy: I met that kid yesterday, he was very polite.

Girl: How? He's a fucking incel, can't you tell, he doesn't talk to anyone.

Boy: Just because he doesn't talk to anyone doesn't mean he's an Incel. Your making him a Martyred Incel.

Girl: Whatever. Any boy who doesn't follow the ideals of the rest of us are incels.
by BelegMaethor July 19, 2019
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intelligated

Being highly educated and naturally intelligent.
PERSON A: Hey Bill got a great paying job as a brain surgeon.
PERSON B: Ya I know, he got very well educated at college.
PERSON A: Well yes, but he was always an A+ student in highschool.
PERSON B: That makes him both well educated and naturally intelligent.
PERSON A: Hes so intelligated!
by Sam Alire January 21, 2008
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intelligence capacity enhancer

Weed.What pot can really be, and what it is to me most of the time. Marijuana enhances the experiences of things. Like eating, drawing, & listening to music. Thinking of random philosophy's and beliefs that really inspire me and millions of other's.
Our intelligence capacity enhancer has been smoked long before we were here so why would the government take that away from us if it caused no harm?

Brandon Boyd{(lead singer of Incubus) said that when he started smoking that it enhanced his creativity.
by ienjoycannabis August 29, 2007
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Incelsior

Incelsior is a superhero, one that is incapable of feeling the touch of a woman.
It is up to him to save this world from all of those disgusting females.
It is I, Incelsior, protector of virgins, abuser of women!
by Anal Hurts May 27, 2018
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Intellectual TapOut

When a conversation goes above your intellectual capabilities, you tap your conversation partner 3 times on the shoulder, and leave. Also called ITO.
"Dude, It was an Intellectual TapOut within the first 2 powerpoint slides. Bob didn’t stand a chance with the CEO."

"Once we cranked up the Intellectual Bandwidth, Bob called an ITO like he was Pee Wee Herman."

"I’ll gladly provide a cerebral body blow that will ITO Bob in the first round”
by SBlanky June 3, 2010
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Intellectual Comb-over

(Noun) A large collection of degrees, certificates and awards on one's office or cubicle wall that are placed the in a pathetic attempt to cover a glaring lack of professional competency or adequacy.

Wally from Dilbert cube probably has every degree since high school, certificates from every seminar and Webinar he ever attended/watched - all in an attempt to "comb-over" the fact that he doesn't really know or do anything productive.
Have you seen Wally's cube? What an Intellectual Comb-Over! He even had his Presidential Certificate of Fitness from High School!
by CivilSavant April 4, 2011
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intellaslut

a combination of intelligent and a slut. meaning a smart slut
that girl is an intellaslut. she gets good grades in school, but MAN! is she a slut.
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