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post-roast

The act of cleaning your mouth and your asshole at the same time.
Hey Cedric, or Fredrick, could one of you please fetch me a beach towel so I post-roast in one fluid motion?
by Liquid Alf & Jim 'The Knuckle' February 9, 2014
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post-scene

someone who says the outgrew their scene phase but actually hasn't. they usually say they hate scene kids, and they might call themselves "emo" without knowing the origins of the genre.
"I'm so emo."
"You mean you're post-scene."
"No, I'm emo. Scene kids are gross."
"Emo is a genre of music that was pioneered in the 80s."
"What?"
by frnakierOH September 15, 2016
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Wigger Posting

Posting in a forum or message board in an inarticulate mish mash of incomplete and misspelled words. Wigger posting contains a profusion of words usually of little or obscure content which will cause those with higher than an eighth grade education to wrinkle their foreheads and exclaim, "What is this gibberish?!" Wigger posters are primarily white yet sprinkle their atrocious "writing" with ghetto African American lingo and jive talk.
"Hey guys can you even read this wigger posting nonsense?"

I seriously wish u wud have went n there and talked 2 the older woman n guy n tld them tht the guy there was a smart ass jerk. They wud throw ur ass 2 the curb! I thnk its funny tht u say he costs thm so much money :) evry1 who goes n there without an attitude LOVES him! Obviously u were a prick n the first place or he wudnt have been like that :) n ur so chicken sh*t you cnt evn say it 2 his face!!:) 2 funny lmmfao

"Oh, they're wigger posting again."
by Jen Add Air January 24, 2012
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gustav posting

When you pose a question that you could've just looked up.
- Why didnt he just look it up on google?

- He's gustav posting
by solace discord April 23, 2023
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post pseudo

adj. 1) Used to describe when someones exaggerated stereotypical behavior, that they themselves actually neither are a part of nor actually like/agree with, imitates that of a lifestyle, trend, or social category liked by other people somewhere. 2) This can be when a person is making an attempt to be ironic or to make fun of a specific group, by pretending to be one of them, with out making it obvious to the common passer-by that they do not think what they are listening to, wearing, doing and/or saying, is actually 'cool'.

-Usually done with at least a somewhat malicious intent.

-this is usually used to describe long term behavior.

-this person must actually belong to a different social group than they are post pseudo portraying.

-in some cases this person may have previously been a member of the social group they are now post pseudo'ing, and then went through a period of being over it, before cycling back again with post pseudo intentions.

-if someone post pseudos for too long they are at risk of suddenly or gradually realizing they can no longer tell if whether they think what they're doing is funny or if they genuinely enjoy it.

-people who post pseudo often actually hate everything and everyone.
a gay acting as -> post pseudo straight.

art student -> post pseudo bro.
any non Tumblrific person -> post pseudo seapunk.

'' -> post pseudo kawaii.

hipster -> post pseudo 100 or post pseudo ghetto fab.

african american ->post pseudo neo-Nazi
metropolitan -> post pseudo scenester .
by ModelDeathDive February 11, 2012
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post pirate

A person who comments on pictures/statuses that they are entirely unrelated to and unwelcome in.
Steven: Haha. Do you remember that time we went camping?
Erica: Yeah. That was way fun!
Caitlin: Haha. You look like you guys were punched in the face before this picture was taken. Lol!
Stephen: Man, Caitlin is such a god damn post pirate.
by Warren Buffet jr. December 16, 2008
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soft post

when you post something cute or sweet on insta or at 1:59am when you can’t stop telling your freshman year college roomie how much you love her because she let you do those last three jello shots
kaylie: “im so content rn, soft post”
E: “you’re cute, soft post”
kaylie: “i wuv u, soft post”
by superduperkayl January 11, 2020
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