I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 08, 2024

I’m fine

I’m fine is two words that woman/girls use to say get me food right now or you will be sleeping bunch longer than you want to

Guy: Hey are you still mad about the fight earlier?
Girl: Nope. I’m fine.

by notmidgirlisboss January 24, 2022

I’m so Brayden right now

It means you’re superrrr high

“Bro i’m so Brayden right now bro”

“Dude me too”

by starrloverr November 27, 2022

I’m bored

if someone text this to you it usually means they wanna sext

Girl: I’m bored

Guy: wanna sext?
Girl: YES!!

by Hot squad🔥🔥🔥 October 22, 2019

I’m cooked

When you are hitting the gym too hard and you realize that everyone and everything around you is praying on your downfall

Damn you see Fern over there? Yesterday he was telling me “I’m cooked”.

by Kanye THE south April 22, 2024

I’m sorry

I just now realized that this all was a mistake. I wanted to add though in the original post

I’m sorry

by Axel lvl master September 17, 2023

man i’m dead

a tiktok trend that went around near halloween last year where someone would make a joke to a person next to them. the person next to them would say “man i’m dead” off screen and be replaced by a skeleton decoration. funniest shit i’ve ever seen

from a tiktok video:
person 1: “hey look. fall, more like ball. (there is a ball next to the decoration)”
person 2 (offscreen): man i’m dead
*skeleton replaces person 2 and falls*

by bfdi July 21, 2023