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Houston

The dollar store Hoxton, The better member of the payday gang
"Hey, Houston, Follow me."
by Jestacog3 January 18, 2023
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holtyn

Likely a sporty person, but they are lots of fun to be around, and there is a chance they can be inappropriate at times.
Hey do you know Holtyn?
Yeah he is sporty.
by TheMicrowace May 23, 2023
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Holt Bolt

When your countries leader disappears under strange, mysterious or controversial circumstances and never reappears.
“After such a long failed campaign to take Ukraine, Putin decided he had no other option than to enact the Holt Bolt”
by GhillieGuy97 June 21, 2023
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Houston

A city in Texas where literally no one can drive. It it kinda cool I guess but it is just budget Dallas.
I'm going to go to Houston! I hope I don't get into a major car accident again.
by UraniumTexan July 10, 2023
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Houston Astro’d

The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team that plays in the American League West Division. They cheated their way to a World Series win in 2017 with a center field camera and by banging a trash can to let the batter know what pitch was coming. In 2018, they traded in the trash can for a buzzer that 5’6” Jose Altuve from Hobbiton stuck up his butt. The Astros have long been known to have something dirty on MLB commissioner Robb Manfred, as he let them keep the trophy, the trash cans and even the butt buzzers.
Derek totally stole my idea and then went to my boss, Jim with it. Jim loved the idea and gave him a raise. Derek Houston Astro’d me
by Aggieelmore July 24, 2023
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Houleux

Stormy in frencj
P1: Houleux Houlex~
P2: man this manno likes to sing
by TingaTenga August 2, 2023
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Houston Windshield Wiper

Cumming on somebodies face and wiping it off with your dick
by R.L Stien August 12, 2024
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