vegan hammer

The vegan hammer is the incorrect idea that any problem on earth can be solve by going vegan. Are you under weight, over weight, bad knees, heart disease, cancer, global warming, global cooling, world hunger, toe fungus, El Niño, La Niña, all things can be helped by veganism! (according to vegans...)

This goes back to the Law of the instrument, which is that if you have one familiar tool you will become overly reliant on it.
Or in simpler terms "if the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail".

I had a flat the other day and Heather said it was because I didn't use all vegan tires. She really needs to stop using her vegan hammer on every problem.

by joeevil October 28, 2015

bag 'o' hammers

used to describe how insanely stupid a person is.

Man, that guy's as dumb as a bag 'o' hammers.

by pedro1 February 7, 2007

ball and hammer

When a women performs oral sex on a man taking both shaft and nut sack in her mouth simultaneously.

Damn, the wife has really perfected the ball and hammer. I wish she had those skills 10 years ago!

by Merkin Donor III May 28, 2009

One Eyed Twat Hammer

Penis, Cock, Male genitalia

Oi Oi.........show us your "one eyed twat hammer"

Get your lips round my "one eyed twat hammer" you batty crease!

by Bloke A! October 23, 2009

Jack Hammer

having a girl lay on her back on the floor with ass in the air while you are horizontal above her with hands on the coutch and feet on end table jack hammering the piss out of her.

Mike broke the table last night tying out the jack hammer on his new girl.

by batman63 May 28, 2006

The Hammer

A very large penis. Not only long, but has a girth that cannot be ignored. Known for preventing many woman from ever walking again and causing severe bruising. You might as well literally try to have sex with a hammer.

Girl 1: "Hey did you see Terrell at practice? You could totally see his junk when he was wearing that spandex!"

Girl 2: "I feel sorry for his girlfriend. The Hammer he is packing would kill me. "

by bigbear199186 February 23, 2011

yellow hammer

Inbred people such as those depicted in the film "The Deliverance".

Look at those Yellow Hammers sodomizing canoe riders down by the river!

by Michelle Hammons September 7, 2004