homework mom

Someone who will get disappointed when you don't do your homework never takes notes and will not do their homework from time to time very Mom like and will yell at you to button up your shirt if it randomly unbuttons loves his child and is very random will talk about sexual ass shit but will get very flustered at almost anything very muscular for a mother has more muscles then Dennis with his one muscle and will hold onto your iPod when you don't really have pockets and loves thin mints

I love my Homework Mom as anyone would love their really cool mom Homework Mom is the best!!!!

by Homework Child June 9, 2017

homework hemiola

When one does at least one and a half times as much homework as he or she expects.

Lazy Student 1: Wow, you finished your English paper!
Lazy Student 2: Yeah, I had a homework hemiola on Tuesday.

by Englebert Hedgehog January 3, 2014

homework machine

A book written by Dan gutman about some friends named Snik,Brenton,Kelsey,Judy were they make a homework machine

Kid did you read homework machine
2nd kid yeah its a good book

by Crazydude101johncena December 8, 2016

Homework Pass

Something you can use to juke out the devil.
Basically, it's the best fucking thing you can get.

I got a Homework Pass. FUCK YEAH!!!!!

by IgnitedS10 February 8, 2019

We had homework?

That phrase at least 1 kid says when homework is due. Usually, they are either forgetful, stupid, or just trying to find a quick excuse. Usually this person never does homework, and says this often. It is often then followed by Please kill me

Teacher: Okay class, turn in your homework. It should be done, you had 3 days to do it.
Dude 1: We had homework?
Dude 2: You are a real Cumberbatch you know that?
Dude 1: Please kill me

by Mr. Soviet Stapler March 27, 2018

You forgot the homework

A phrase that is said by and ABSOLUTE FUCKING MORON who probably has no life by now.

Retard: Hey miss! You forgot the homework!
Me: OH GOD DAMN YOU PIECE OF SHIT

by FakeBoomerLOL November 9, 2020

Phantom Homework Syndrome

A disorder in which the victim has an intense and irrational fear that something is due today despite knowing that the semester evidently ended more than 24 hours ago. It is caused by residual anxiety from finals week. Found in college students, both male and female, but mostly seniors with complex majors and/or multiple minors. The best course of treatment is a combination of alcohol of varying types and 4-5 weeks of non-mentally stimulating activities i.e. Netflix.

Although I turned in every last assignment and my grades are already posted, I can't help but feel like I have something due today. I must have Phantom Homework Syndrome.

by LouiseyFBaby December 19, 2013