holy masochist

a priest that likes to get beaten like a sorry child

Haily like getting beaten by her holy masochist while Alan watches sinfully (ben and ashley are in the other room turning eachother into negros while eating clamhats and watching MCR<33!!!!11!!!!1!!!)

by TURBONEGRO June 20, 2006

The Holy Trinity

3 of the hottest men alive:
Matthew Gray Gubler, Harry Styles, and Timothee Chalamet

Person 1- Hey did you see the holy trinity?
Person 2- YES! They're sooo hot and have amazing personalities!

by merlinsleftnipple January 19, 2021

holy fail

When one possibly faces the greatest moment of their life, only to fail miserably.

One day, during one of his afternoon walks, Mark looked down on the ground to find a sealed mint condition Action Comics #1. Bending over to pick it up he toppled to the ground, breaking his neck in the process. Mark had finally discovered the holy fail.

by marsneedstowels November 22, 2009

Holy Champak

Literally Quran, when it's forbidden to name it or you're afraid to mention it

My cat read holy champak, now it's blowing up

by AllMyTea May 23, 2019

Holy Dang

Noun; A phrase uncommonly used by Gastonians to express extreme excitement or arousal

"Holy Dang," said Jimmy, "that Shizdaple felt good on my greasy face!"
OR
Holy Dang! Don't go outside Jimmy its the year of Juanica .

by Jimmy Bassett May 10, 2004

Holy ground

Sacred space
Metaphor for safe and grounded

This park for me is holy ground.

by LolaBonita22 March 12, 2017

holy monkey

a term used when one is around adults/elders and wishes to refrain from using a "cuss word"

HOLY MONKEY! that nigga almost hit me!

by EmCook May 19, 2005