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elvis has left the tube

What the security detail says to each other over the radio when the honorable senator from South Carolina leaves the airplane and gets into a hmmwv (hummer) for his 97th birthday present from the army, a tour of Ft. Bragg.
We were iritated with Strom Thurmond for living so long, but when we heard that he left the plane it was funny and it made our day, even though we were freezing our assets off.
by G.I. Joe January 9, 2005
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Waffle house has found its new host

It’s when a waffle house successfully found a new host for them. It’s a funny meme but that spreading throughout the internet faster than light itself. As we speak right now, it is being spammer.
I guess it’s a copypasta.
Guy 1: Did you know that the waffle house has found its new host?
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m the new host. You’re fired.
by Dr. Dickman January 17, 2023
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Someone who's name would be better if it was emma.
example #1

person #1 Hey whats your name

person #2 Kendall

person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you

expanple #2

person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.

person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.

person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye

Person #2 :(

example #3

person #1 My name is ......

person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"

person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma

person #1 :(
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arun is a hairy cock and has a big one

arun has a massive cock

arun has a hairy cock

people named morgan dont have a cock but they do in their asshole
dam arun has a hairy cock

arun has a fucking massive cock

arun is a hairy cock and has a big one as you can see
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grandma has no rules

1. THE BEST FRIGGIN BAND IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
2. Band comprised of Charlie Leveridge, Juli Smith, and Madle Padle. hot.
2. fIRST Hit, "Pieces of Me"
2. sECOND Hit, "So Yesturday"
2. cOMING Soon, "Romeo and Juliette"
by grandma March 13, 2005
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Every Rose Has Its Thorn

We both lie silently still
In the dead of the night
Although we both lie close together
We feel miles apart inside
Was it something I said or something I did
Did the words not come out right
Though I tried not to hurt you
Though I tried
But I guess that's why they say
Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn
Yeah it does
I listen to our favorite song
Playing on the radio
Hear the DJ say loves a game of easy come and
Easy go
But I wonder does he know
Has he ever felt like this
And I know that you'd be here right now
If I could have let you know somehow I guess
Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn
Though it's been a while now
I can still feel so much pain
Like a knife that cuts you the wound heals
But the scar, that scar remains
I know I could have saved a love that night
If I'd known what to say
Instead of makin' love
We both made our separate ways
And now I hear you found somebody new
And that I never meant that much to you
To hear that tears me up inside
And to see you cuts me like a knife I guess
Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn
by Death Menace February 25, 2023
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