happier

feeling more joy than before

you make me happier than i’ve ever been

by 안녕하세요 December 31, 2018

happily divorced

The opposite of happily married. Just really glad to be rid of that bitch.

Dude, are you still happily married?
No, bruh, I'm happily divorced.

by Hugeau April 15, 2019

hampster

How a pathetic cringing little milksop would spell the word hamster.

{Betty}: Hey Chris, did you cat eat another hampster?
{Chris}: You stupid cunt!!! It's H-A-M-S-T-E-R!!! No fucking "P"!!!

by Telephony January 15, 2021

God happened

Somebody that was once a cool and fun party-person, but "saw the light" and is now someone you avoid at all costs (A.K.A. a newly converted Christian)

Amber: Kaylee? Awe man, she used to score me the best shit ever.
Mira: Yeah, too bad God happened.

by zeljko January 30, 2009

De Happies

Slang for cocaine. Usually used as if it were a person. (Someone might say what de happies like or what they care on)

Another name for de happies is Unknown Solid Beet.
Fans of de happies include miceys and the little men found in air mollycyules.

De happies not care on de alphobets.

by thequee June 28, 2011

connor hampstead

Really awesome dude thats cool and isnt weird and is a better singer than Jacques Marseilles

Connor Hampstead is my best friend because he is awesome :)

by BetterThanJack January 23, 2014

New Hampshire

Many think New Hampshire is way out in the middle of nowhere, but most of New Hampshire looks exactly like Massachusetts or Connecticut. Southern NH is home to many Boston commuters as a sub 60 min commute is common. Also libertarians have no power here, as it is commonly believed.

New Hampshire- a place where people who don’t want to be associated with Massachusetts yet still want to be in a state like Massachusetts live.

by MilfordNH January 3, 2019