donny hanger

self explanatory. someone who hangs out at westfield doncaster bus stops or shopping centre usually after school on a friday with their ‘boys’ or with the popular junkie girls. a description on their appearance for chicks is-slutty short crop top with grey cuffed trackies and either white air forces or air max 90s and for the boys: anything paired with a nike tech fleece jacket, a satchel and any fucken popular shoe (who can be fucked naming em all there’s about 10 of em). if they’re not at bustops they’re at the employees smoke doors which they call smokers smoking their mummy’s cigarettes getting kicked out of their followed by security which know their whole life story because they hang out their so fucken much.

jeff: hey bro you kicking it at donny after school???

sam: yea cuz of course do u even have to ask

jeff: true bro true, aye can u pass me dart?
sam: ye only because you’re a donny hanger like me

by shuuucuzzyshuuu February 6, 2019

Konner-hånder

When you slow dance when a girl and you grab her buy the pussy on the floor

I just gave that girl a Konner-hånder

by Gustav tomzak June 12, 2019

three hander

a firm, but really long shit, as if one could grasp it hand over hand measuring the length of three stacked fists

Oh boy, I just gave birth to a three hander today! All that fiber cereal I ate this week is really packing ‘em large. I damn near jammed the bowl when it broke in half on the flush!

by The Warden of Idioms September 14, 2019

ovary hanger

A roll that hangs over the vagina blocking access to the ovaries.

“Omg Patricia has an ovary hanger”

by Fish Lips. November 15, 2019

cliff hanger

Little dried up clumps of shit that cling onto your arse hair

Ben: There was no toilet paper in that toilet’
Dover: ‘Err, you’ll have dirty cliff hangers you scruff’

by ImNightLightKidsTurnMeOn March 2, 2020

Coat hanger insemination

When one lathers sperm on the curved end of a coat hanger, which is then inserted all their way into the vagina repeatedly at exactly 15 mph until the coat hanger has been cleansed of the sperm and is clean as a pipe cleaner.

Becky: Hey Jane, was your coat hanger insemination successful?
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!

by JSwizzzzz November 4, 2020

Full-hander

Less offensive slang for a retard, such as one who pets cats with their full hand, usually aggressively.

"Zach stuck his finger in the garbage disposal, what a full-hander!"

by PlutoDubs December 4, 2020