yogapants handjob

When one recieves a sexual act of the hand job while wearing pants!

Thad: Yo Fred i just got a yogapants handjob from my girl

Fred: Damn, she got a nice ass too

by youngthese May 4, 2014

anita hanjaab

One night Navs thought we were playing in his servers because ANITA HANJAAB was in our lobby. Little did he know, he got absolutely got. He shall never live it down and is made fun of to this day. Good one Navs ya fkn donkey

Anita Hanjaab

by MAGlC August 12, 2021

handjigger

another word for handjob

"chica, why don't u come here and give me a handjigger...." then me and rob would say "what the hell is a handjigger?" and sean would say " i don't know, that's what i'm tryin to find out!"

by g dizzy August 20, 2005

Handjob Soup

another name for hamburger helper according to the Iphone

I'm going to the kitchen to make Handjob Soup for dinner.

by flip2liv June 23, 2011

shitty handjob

When a women goes to fast with her hand and rips it apart.

"That was a shitty handjob." handjob shitty women

by Anti-Sean_36 August 14, 2015

psionic handjob

The act of using ones telekinetic abilities in a manner to sexually stimulate another's penis to orgasm. Psionic handjobs are usually performed while staring blankly at the recipient and making a stroking motion with ones hand (a la shake-weight). Left-Nostril nosebleeds have been known to occur while performing PHJs.

Eleven gave Mike a psionic handjob at the Snow Ball.

by Phreezerburn October 30, 2017

Dirty Handjob

When a chick shits in her hands or on your cock, then wanks you off with her shitty hands!!

I had a Taco Bell for lunch, want a dirty handjob?

by PerryPlatypus69 July 31, 2018