The Guatemalan Handshake

The act of aggressively jerking another person off with a prosthetic hand that is lathered up with guacamole, sour cream, and beef chili.

Joanne: How was your date at that Mexican restaurant last night?

Sally: Quite delightful. I gave Frank The Guatemalan Handshake under the table before our entrees came.

by Sally & Frank December 22, 2008

California Handshake

When you are fucking a girl doggystyle who's vagina is extremely loose, you reach your hand inside from behind and jerk yourself off whilst fucking her.

"Did you hear I banged her? Yeah, gave myself a California Handshake while I hit it from behind"

by Kookiemonster18 August 31, 2008

Birmingham Handshake

A punch, usually to knock a person out.

"One second, I'm taking the piss to his mother, and the next, he's givin' me a Birmingham Handshake!"

by Ben A April 22, 2006

hugs and handshakes

a standard family gathering, especially one that no one is eager to attend

"Sorry, I can't go to the party. I got hugs and handshakes tonight. I hate family dinners at my aunt's."

by mikel123 November 20, 2007

German Handshake

The act of wiping one's ass with your hand after deficating, then shaking hands with an unsuspecting person. Most likely a person you don't like. Also related to "Stink Bomb."

"Hey, there is Ed, he is such an asshole! I am going to give him a German Handshake."

by MimePuncher6000 November 22, 2009

missouri handshake

The double penetration of a woman in which each guy shoves his hand in the ass or vagina and jerks the other guy off

Hey did you hear about Jane? Dick and harry did a Missouri handshake with her last night

by bsys July 14, 2010

handshake rape

when someone asserts their dominance over you in a handshake by grabbing your fingers before you have a chance to get a proper grip

Jonah: So man, how did that job interview go?

Heath: Well I felt pretty good going into it, but then I got handshake raped by the interviewer and it all went downhill from there.

by Ginger Balls 69 December 23, 2011