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Dry Socket Hot Pocket

Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.
by Kozaka January 4, 2024
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Hot Pocket Topic

A subject of conversation that causes intense and immediate anger (ie. Religion, Politics, Covid 19, etc), much like biting into a hot pocket. Also a play on “hot button topic”.
Wearing a mask interferes with my freedoms and…”

“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”
by Robin Hoodlum October 29, 2021
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stuffed hot pocket

When you take a hot pocket fuck it until it's hollowed by your penis then why in it and eat it
Coke and Knowlegde has some stuffed hot pockets
by Bully bob sanders March 8, 2016
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Is that a hot pocket?

A question asked when a womans vagina is too stuffed, too hot on the mouth.
"Damn girl is that a hot pocket?"
by cockandballssoyummy October 27, 2022
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Hot Pocketing

Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
by chocolatecroissants December 7, 2019
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jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.
Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018
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Anime hot pocket

When your friend is watching hentai and you come up behind him and shove a 2tb usb drive of child porn up his ass
by Teamcarrytoxic June 4, 2018
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