holy masochist

a priest that likes to get beaten like a sorry child

Haily like getting beaten by her holy masochist while Alan watches sinfully (ben and ashley are in the other room turning eachother into negros while eating clamhats and watching MCR<33!!!!11!!!!1!!!)

by TURBONEGRO June 20, 2006

holy fat

An exclamation said when someone eats too much, implying that they are going to become fat.

I just ate 7 cheeseburgers, holy fat!

by xasdfx September 01, 2003

Holy boobs

An exclamation, pointing out females with amazing cleavage. Especially relevant around Halloween times when more and more cleavage comes out to play

"Dude did you see those holy boobs"
"Holy boobs!"

by ttreasurer November 14, 2011

holy fail

When one possibly faces the greatest moment of their life, only to fail miserably.

One day, during one of his afternoon walks, Mark looked down on the ground to find a sealed mint condition Action Comics #1. Bending over to pick it up he toppled to the ground, breaking his neck in the process. Mark had finally discovered the holy fail.

by marsneedstowels November 22, 2009

Holy Dang

Noun; A phrase uncommonly used by Gastonians to express extreme excitement or arousal

"Holy Dang," said Jimmy, "that Shizdaple felt good on my greasy face!"
OR
Holy Dang! Don't go outside Jimmy its the year of Juanica .

by Jimmy Bassett May 10, 2004

Holy ground

Sacred space
Metaphor for safe and grounded

This park for me is holy ground.

by LolaBonita22 March 12, 2017

holy monkey

a term used when one is around adults/elders and wishes to refrain from using a "cuss word"

HOLY MONKEY! that nigga almost hit me!

by EmCook May 19, 2005