Emma: Ben's mum is a rat hag
Tom: yes.
Euan: As she is of course the black haired, diseased, impoverished mother of a blonde male
Tom: yes.
Euan: As she is of course the black haired, diseased, impoverished mother of a blonde male
by 4Faded20 May 20, 2021
Get the Rat Hagmug. A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.
by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016
Get the goon hagmug. short for "haggard" - that really shitty feeling when it hits about mid-day after a long night of drinking and/or other shenanigans with minimal sleep. it's that tired hangover feeling sets in where you don't feel human and just want to crawl in bed but have to suffer through another 6 hours of work.
even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
Adrian - "Ugh. I'm so tired today - I shouldn't have had all of that beer last night. I feel so hags."
Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."
Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."
by adlm November 8, 2017
Get the hagsmug. Old bitch from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. DIO's helpful companion who was killed by some weird worms. Also she has a stand that is smoke entering your body and controlling you?
by JoJo reference July 13, 2023
Get the enyaba the hagmug. She knows he's gay, she's his Fag Hag. She wants to have sex with him but I don't think he's drunk enough yet...
by OmBoy January 8, 2015
Get the Fag Hagmug. by Deanismeab November 20, 2023
Get the Brody haggingmug. Short for "have a great summer". The ultimate phrase used in yearbook signatures when you’re desperately trying to avoid revealing that you actually have no clue who the person is. A surefire way to say, "We shared oxygen in the same room a few times, so let's just pretend we were BFFs." Because who needs a heartfelt message when you can just blanket statement everyone’s summer greatness?
"When in doubt and out of meaningful things to say, just go with a classic 'HAGS'. It’s the yearbook equivalent of 'I’m too lazy to write anything real'."
by torispseudonym June 12, 2024
Get the HAGSmug.