A doctor practicing “alternative medicine” who leeches off the economy by tricking unintelligent people into thinking that they have “leaky gut syndrome”.
Half of the people who appear on Dr. Oz (with the other half being “spiritual doctors”).
Half of the people who appear on Dr. Oz (with the other half being “spiritual doctors”).
Man, that gut doctor charged me $1000 for some bullshit supplements and gave me a fortune teller card as a thank you for scamming me.
by mihoyminoy July 07, 2019
When a obese man or woman stands over someone who is on all fours and drops their flabby stomach onto them.
by The dock master February 10, 2017
Someone who is fat would be considered a puddle gut or if you see someone pigging out on food they would be a puddle gut
by The official puddle gut April 07, 2019
When you experience stomach pain or constantly need to dook, usually the result of the previous nights debauchery.
Mate where's the shitter? I'm crook in the guts!
by Blackbirdd June 09, 2016
When a man's testicles are hit so hard they rise up into the stomach, creating a gut nut. Gut nut often occurs during a break up, after your girl catch you cheatin.
Guy no.1
"yo hummie, ya hear how Jackie kicked Jamel in the nuts after she caught him cheatin with her mum"
Guy no.2
"Yeah I heard she kicked him so hard she gave him a gut nut!"
"yo hummie, ya hear how Jackie kicked Jamel in the nuts after she caught him cheatin with her mum"
Guy no.2
"Yeah I heard she kicked him so hard she gave him a gut nut!"
by the real D! Ya dig?!? August 02, 2016
Friend: Why are you buying a pregnancy test?
Girl: Dan took a gut-shot in me the other week and now my period is late
Girl: Dan took a gut-shot in me the other week and now my period is late
by Sarahj883 July 17, 2019
The act of farting directly unto the belly of a loved one as they try to (unwantedly) "big spoon you"
A deterrent to cuddling/spooning on a hot day.
Able to be passed off as a "sleep fart"
A deterrent to cuddling/spooning on a hot day.
Able to be passed off as a "sleep fart"
It was hot as hell when I woke up and the bitch tried to come spoon me. Pretending to still be asleep I Gut shot her and she backed off.
by InquisitorX July 14, 2019