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These guys are actually a lotta fun to hang around, they joke around and they're usually very funny, but their style is indeed tacky... they act all tough and some make comments about non-whites, which is funny because a lot of the time they tend to try to look/act Puerto Rican and even black but still try to pick up on their women.
A good example of a Guido would be some guy I knew who drove a drop-top Miata with a lil Italian flag on one side and an American flag on the other. He also had a Italian flag tattooed on his arm, over kill anyone?
by jess April 17, 2005
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Guild Wars

linear game with a decent amount of bugs which was not supposed to be a MMORPG rather than a 1 person adventure. has good graphics, very bad movement control, corny storylines and boring gameplay.
guy1: yo i just got guild wars
guy2: well pop it in lets see
guy1: i guess you dont need a disc if theyre only asking for a key, why do they provide the disk anyway..?
guy2: what class should i pick?
guy1: lets try one of each and play it out for 4 hours
*4 hours later*
guy1: that was nice scenery and great character design
guy2: yeah, too bad it repeats itself on almost every courner and the quests cant be solo'd unless you have a bunch of defensive moves on you and last the battle out, the dungeons are ok but again very repetitive, almost like ur in a deja vu over and over again
guy1: ok lets try the pvp content since everyone brags about it
*3 hours later*
guy1: So they have random arenas for kicks that youre dependent on your team on winning, team arenas, the hero battles, the faction wars..
guy2: and faction wars is also made that some pvp levels are made for a specific faction so they have a higher chance of winning because its made in favor for them, making it unfair gameplay
guy1: man, this game sucks balls, uninstall it
guy2: *uninstalls* good riddance
by Devourox October 20, 2008
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guido

Who didn't think that Ward would go guido?
by Kid Fury October 28, 2004
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Gubloid

A sexually transmitted disease that originates from TV stars
I'm sorry sir, but you have the Gubloid.
I ain't even mad.
by sir,man,man. April 28, 2011
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guido

(n) someone who betrays his/her ancestors by living in a way that makes their culture/origin an object of ridicule, and/or is an embarrassment to people of similar descent
"That guido is the biggest embarrassment to {enter race/ethnicity here} since {enter calamitous event that shamed said race/ethnicity here}." aka...

"The Kardashians are such guidos - the Armenians haven't had press this bad since the Turks drove them into the ocean....100 years ago"
by dégoûté August 23, 2011
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Guilder-slut

Any white girl who attends a Guilderland School wanting to start drama, spread rumors and sleep with any basketball playing dumbass.
"Hey bro, I bumped into Kristen the other day." "Bro, she's a Guilder-slut you know that right?" "She's slept with 4 guys this week!"
by Yonah_2k2x10 October 5, 2016
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Guilia

A Guilia is typically a stubborn yet powerful female who is passionate in many hobbies.
When a Guilia is born, normally of Italian origin, the gods flip a coin: if she will be a pussy loving lesbian or a black cock loving, pansexual, photographer. She does however, enjoy a good Butt Fucking once in a while.
by Bobling October 15, 2019
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