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green elixir 

1- From the play "Wicked"

Elphaba (the future Wicked Witch of the West) is the illegitimate daughter of her mother and her mother's lover (the future Wizard of Oz). Her skin is green because of a "green elixer" from the lover that her mother drank.

2- A green drink, usually a mixture of green lollipops and Sprite. Often, the one drinking the mixture is accused of being pregnant, much like the Witch's mother in "Wicked."

3- Something ironically scandalous.
- Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty
I've got one more night left, here in town
So have another drink of green elixir
And we'll have ourselves a little mixer
Have another swallow, little lady,
And follow me down...

- Did you hear about the Wizard? He apparently is the father of the Wicked Witch of the West! That is so green elixir!

- Green elixir again?!?!
Are you pregnant?
green elixir by Lanzerr September 19, 2009

Molly Green 

A hot, innocent girl with perky +2s and a Brazilian wax.
First guy, "Yo, did she put out last night?"

Second guy, "Nah man, she's such a Molly Green. I don't care though, she's fukin' hot! Can't wait to tap THAT!"

First guy, "Hear hear!"
Molly Green by Someonesomeoneelse December 23, 2008

grass is green 

another way to say well duh
meaning that the answer was very blatent .
Other phrases like this include no shit sherlock
bob:water is a liquid!
jim: and grass is green dumbass
grass is green by =virus.exe= November 30, 2004

Green horn 

A person who is new at something./Amateur
I don't want to go the that green horn dentist.
Green horn by Maximus P. February 3, 2010

Green Mario 

What the uneducated call Luigi, Super Mario's brother.
Does Green Mario have his own games? I'd love to play a Green Mario spinoff game!
Green Mario by Green Mario October 17, 2017

green weenie 

It's what the Marine Corps uses to screw you.

Similar to spinning the Wheel of Misfortune.
Jarhead #1: Mike got involuntarily extended for CAX!

Jarhead #2: Another victim of the green weenie.
green weenie by towgunner May 18, 2006