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grape

What the grapist does to children, most often, in the mouth.

Popularized by the hilarious youtube video by the Whitest Kids U Know (WKUK), the grapist grapes children. It is in fact what he does.
1. Grapes the kids

2. Open wide kids, cuz I am going to grape you in the mouth.

3. "Not that girl, she is totally asking for it."
"WHAT?"
"Look at her, she is begging to get graped."
"Look at what she is wearing."
"Look at what she is wearing?!?!"
"It's purple."

4. A grape whistle really

5. OK! When I finish graping you I am going to go upstairs and grape your mother and father and then I am going to take your whole family down to the basement and grape you for decades and decades and decades.

6.I'm going to tie you to the radiator and grape you.

7. The Grapist, that's his name?

8. "Grape them"... "Its sounds to me like... he is going... to rape them"
by the_grapist November 7, 2009
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grapple juice

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Grape Juice

Refers to desirable high school girls who have not yet been tainted by American Universities where they will gain 24 pounds on Natural Light, and will don only their University sweat pants, even to weddings.

Grape Juice is often pleasing to look at, but rarely to engage in a serious relationship with, as at the end of the day they will still be wearing Uggs, and saying things like "The Administration is a great band".

It's like a few years ago, when all the wine grapes went bad. Everyone stopped drinking wine and started drinking grape juice.
"Holy goo, she's attractive"
"Yeah dude, but she's grape juice"

Guy: "I'm so excited to be going to Daytona this spring!"
Girlfriend: "Ugh. Grape Juice city..."
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bum grapes

Another word to add to the colection of Weebl and Bob wierd words. Others include Bum Clouds Bum Hats among others.
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Green Bay Grappler

This highly homo erotic mixed erotic martial arts move is defined by the act of two jujitsu enthusiasts grappling fully nude in a public handicapped bathroom stall ending when the winner has the loser pinned in one of the art’s many submission techniques and then taking as big a shit on to the losing grappler’s head. For those not into fecal erotica, chocolate cake can be substituted as well as the use of a funnel and/or a glass coffee table to simulate this ancient act of mixed erotic martial arts.
“Dude, I just walked into the crippled stall and Jimothy and Jessie were wrestling, buck nekkid on the floor and Jimothy was gruntin’ out a huge shit onto Jessie’s forehead! WTF?”

“Ah… Good ol’ Jim, practicing his new jujitsu move again… haha…”

“Wth? That’s totally disgusting and gay!”

“That’s Jimothy’s signature move, the Green Bay Grappler!”
by RocketJohn September 17, 2007
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