Golden Mop

When a man urinates on the floor, and then proceeds to wheelbarrow fuck a girl, while mopping up said urine with her hair.

Guy 1: Dude, Eric was so drunk he pissed all over the floor again.

Guy 2: Don't worry man, I'll golden mop that piss up later with this whore I've been bangin'.

by hepeedonthefloor November 10, 2010

golden manbaby

A golden manbaby is precious currency on the internet. It is only awarded for acts of stupendous heroism that put superman to shame, or for creating awesome websites or forum threads. One golden manbaby is a large sum of money on the internet, however, there is a prize much greater than that. It is much sought after, and very rarely given. That's right, FIVE golden manbabies. Only the rulers of the internet can afford to give such an award, and those who recieve it are truly blessed.

Xmaskinman: <creates awesome thread>
RULER OF THE INTERNET #1: Excellent thread. Five golden manbabies for you!
Xmaskinman: I'M RICH!!! <creates another awesome thread about recieving golden manbabies>

by Man who knows everything about the internets September 2, 2005

golden calculator

According to Outkast's song, "Roses", what you need to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls.

"Even though, you need a golden calculator to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls."

by Chad "1m" Mosher June 7, 2004

golden shower

To urinate on someone with the intention of humiliating them or sexually satisfying ones own twisted desires.

I gave her a golden shower.

by Craig Johnson May 13, 2005

golden duck

You get a girl on her knees and start quacking like a duck while you pee all over her.

Thanks to Donkey, Chris, and Freak for coming up with this at Penn State.

Dude #1: Dude did your girlfriend just go swimming?
Dude #2: Nah man, I just gave her the Golden Duck!

by D0NKEYPUNCH October 15, 2006

golden ticket

Letting women know what your "packing" with by saying you us only the Golden wrapped magnums.

Hey Yo Shawty... I got that golden ticket!

by foxtrot_gumbo January 4, 2008

The Golden Arch

Right before you are about to fuck your girl you stand back about 10 feet and unleash the mother of all golden showers resembling the famous McDonald's golden arches.

I drenched my girlfriend with The Golden Arch.

by Knuckle Monkey April 20, 2009