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german hacker man

german hacker man is 70 years of age. he grew up in a small town in germany, at the age of 26 he fled to the US. he lived in massachusetts for 10 years but moved to an island in the sea. at 45 he began to hack people and make them speak german! soon after he got arrested at 56 and his lovely mommy luckily bailed him out. he still lives today…hacking innocent lives.
Annie: Hey mike, how are you?

Mike: Ich esse Scheiße!

Annie: OH NO! the german hacker man!!
by iwannacryanddie April 12, 2022
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German Schmear

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.
"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."
by German Schmear April 21, 2022
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German Handjob

It's like a normal hand job, but the person performing it screams at you in German.
"Luke attends therapy ever since he was traumatized from receiving a German Handjob.
by SilverCurbsideProphet September 27, 2022
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Geralding

The practice of hiring tradesmen to come to your residence to undertake menial tasks while you masturbate in the tradesman's vehicle when he is inside working
That cunt charged me $80 to install a fire alarm in my kitchen but at least he never caught me geralding in his van
by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022
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Young Gerald

by MiLoGouD September 25, 2017
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The Gerald Effect

The typical name given to a woman that succumbs easily to a man's advantages with little or no chance of not falling for him. With 10 stages of the effect from first meeting a man all the way to when a man has ruined a woman and all that is left is hate, The Gerald Effect will take hold of a woman in any situation at any time.
'Oh that girl is showing signs of the Gerald Effect'
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