fur anchor

A dog that runs someone’s life.

Q: Hey, want to get a bite to eat later?

A: No, I’ve got to go home and let my fur anchor shit in the neighbor’s yard.

by NCElm November 23, 2024

fur puppy

An alternative word to name a person, or a thing that’s interesting. Could be used to call an extremely attractive individual, or extremely repulsive, an alternative name and/or Nickname. Could also be used to label a persons private parts as well.

-A car drives by and Jacob says “That fur puppy is nice son!”

- chaice was eating cereal straight out the frame and yelled “This fur puppy is tasty!”
- Caleb looked down at his brothers bulge and said “I can see that fur puppy through your jeans son!”

by CNastyCSwiggs November 27, 2024

Fur Abuser

A person in the Roblox game “Dress to Impress” that overuses the fur set in the game. A fur abuser is typically new to the game.

Player: omg the fur abuser got 1st place.

by matchacloudss December 14, 2024

French Fur Trader

Code for a pimp, or a highly promiscuous male dealing in the slinging and slaying of lots of pussy.

"I am waiting for my French Fur Trader to deliver me my entertainment for the night."

or...

"He bags so much hair pie he might actually be a French Fur Trader."

by FDollCreator January 4, 2025

facial-fur filter

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!

Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.

by QuacksO October 21, 2019

fur whistle

Any individual’s mouth who has pubic hair stuck in their teeth.

“That girl looks like she just sucked off Chewbaca. Check out her fur whistle!”

by Gold Phish October 31, 2019

Dolphin Fur

Sticky semen on wet skin

Bro, we hooked up in the hot tub and ended up covered in Dolphin Fur.

by EDF 98 September 2, 2025