(n). 1. a person, animal or (less frequently) vehicle that one encounters only after ingesting at least one psychoactive substance while in an altered state of reality. Due to intoxication, it is difficult to confirm the reality or validity of the encounter and/or the object within it.
Guy's! That's the weed fairy-mobile! I always see that LSU Tigers-striped Lamborghini when I'm high as shit!
by StevyNix June 3, 2013
Get the weed fairy mug.The Sexual Karma Fairy is a bit like Cupid. But she decides who you end up with in life. She creates happy marriages to beautiful people for people have been good, and punishes those who have been assholes with strings of unhappy marriages to munters who don't give oral sex. The Sexual Karma Fairy tests you with situations you don't want to be in, and scores you on the way you handle them.
by Sarkie August 12, 2006
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A magical fairy that feeds off your body sweat and man goo. If you wait too long in one day to take a shower, then the fairy escapes from the drain and anally rapes you to get your man goo.
by Shower Fairy May 16, 2007
Get the Shower Fairy mug.A gay guy who is openly gay. And thinks hes better than every one else. And has the balls to be the only gay guy at places hes not welcome. Can also be used as a turn to demen some one or make fun of them is also a good come back or and way to stop a come back.
by Walter Fishington September 23, 2010
Get the Fairy Faggot Fuck mug.The ability to use profanity so well, that those around you can't do anything but applaud your rudeness. Mainly used by bad drivers and high school students, although it has been mastered by thousands of people worldwide.
Bad driver: F**k you motherf*****r! You made me f*****g rear f******g end you f*****g a*s! C**t a** b***h!
High School Student: F**k a** c**t b***h.
Bystander: What pro-fanity.
High School Student: F**k a** c**t b***h.
Bystander: What pro-fanity.
by pacmanawesomepants November 5, 2009
Get the pro-fanity mug.A closet gay guy who won't have vaginal sex with any female. He'll only receive oral from every girl he meets.
1. To keep his reputation
2. To hide his secret
3. HE DOESN'T LIKE PUSSY
1. To keep his reputation
2. To hide his secret
3. HE DOESN'T LIKE PUSSY
Nah, you don't want him. He's a a "Tooth Fairy", only wants your jaws and not your box. From what I've heard, he's only ever had oral, because he can imagine it's a guys mouth. But he has to! So his boys don't know!
by No1AboveLo May 29, 2011
Get the Tooth Fairy mug.Fairy that comes to your house in the middle of the night when you have a TON of dirty dishes and just zaps them away to the middle of the sahara desert. OR: When something isn't where you KNOw you left it.
"I SWEAR my XBox was right there and I woke up this morning and it's like the Magical Dish Fairy came by!"
by Poetaetoe Face January 14, 2005
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