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Lilith Faired

When a woman meets another woman at a festival. She falls in love with her and decides to U-Haul her upon meeting within the first 5-10mins. Love at first sight.

Another term for U-Haul Lesbian.
Daisy fell for Lilith upon meeting her at the festival. She had Lilith Faired her into moving in together shortly afterwards.
by This Gal Friday ❤️‍🔥 September 5, 2022
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Fair

It'll be child murder. Perfectly avoidable child murder instigated by a mob and signed off on by a charlatan who was publicly embarrassed SO BADLY that even HIS ENEMIES pity him too much to use it against him.
Hym "Yeah, no I can see that you're making an effort (explicitly) to do something unfair to me. You're not disguising that at all. But what makes it fair is that I can always just defer my suffering to someone else... And then kill myself... And then it's 'Publicly embarrassed charlatan takes revenge by stealing and distributing the work of the guy who embarrassed him which lead to the murder of a little girl.' I mean, you could cover it up but it's so public now we would all just know that that's what happened. But, hey, I guess we know what happened after Jesus died, right? We now know what his apostles did after he was murdered. Blatant denial of reality followed by a cover up. It's the same thing you're doing now!"
by Hym Iam February 20, 2024
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Zack Fair

Zack Fair: "Me? Gongaga!"
by senshuyou June 4, 2025
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Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.
"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"
by AwrightPal August 8, 2015
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To be fair

To transfer or shift blame from oneself to another.

To throw another person under the bus.
To be fair it was recommended that I do it
by Code nine June 17, 2022
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Fair-Sexual

A sexuality where the person is straight but also has a strong attraction to themselves.
I looked in a mirror for half an hour this morning, I must be Fair-Sexual.
by GoofiestGoomba May 30, 2024
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Faire Brat

Noun: a child who grew up at the Renaissance Faire.
The Faire Brats we’re playing freeze tag on the hay bales.
by ROBERTA FRAPPLES January 12, 2024
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