cheddar facial

The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.

A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.

Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.

Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!

::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::

Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!

by Cup of Rice February 25, 2014

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Ursula Facial

When someone bondage tapes your entire head so you can’t see or hear and then ties you up and beats you while you cry behind the plastic tape and basically give yourself a hot steamy saltwater facial.

Last night at the dungeon the hottest Top on the planet tied me up and gave me an Ursula Facial. It was so cathartic.

by krispycublet May 13, 2019

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mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe

It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016

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