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Fortnite

A game hated on by Elitist Graphics Whores, Minecraft Fanbabies, Neckbearded Pony Humpers, and Basement Dwelling Redditors who don't know what a different opinion is.

I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!
Me: Let's go and play some Fortnite.

Brother: Hell Yeah!!!

Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!

Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.

Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)

Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!

Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!

Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.
by Cynical Man April 28, 2021
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Fortnite

by PotatoGuy555YT January 23, 2019
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Fortnite

A game that is for 9 year olds that 30 year olds play
by Yèet January 28, 2020
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Fortnite

A game that gay babies, bronies, chicks with dicks, retards, and accidents play
(gay babies ) i love playing fortnite and beating my meat to my little pony porn bronies
by Grand master yeet July 19, 2018
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

A battle Royale "game" if it can even be called that. A fad that will be gone by next month, hopefully.
Wanna go play fortnite? NO, I HATE THAT GAME! Well then, suit yourself.
by Steviejim August 9, 2018
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Fortnite

“You play Fortnite?” “Yeah man I’ve spent $2000 dollars already.”
by Fortnite vs PUBG June 9, 2018
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Fortnite

A game popular amongst anti-vax 7 year olds
My mom won't let me play fortnite past my bedtime
by senpaielias July 24, 2019
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