Fecalist

A lover of poop jokes. A person who indulges in toilet humour more than most people do.

-Me and my ex-girlfriend were both fecalists, we knew so many poop jokes!
-She is the fecalist of the group, she grosses everyone out with her jokes!

by DeathlessKKC July 12, 2021

Fecal Festival

A festival held my the mole people where each person donates a gram of shit and they lace there houses with shit ornaments, once they are finished they bring down a human and split his penis open put some shit in his dick and see it closed

Hey the mole people are starting a fecal festival lay low so your duck don’t get shit in it

by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty August 4, 2021

fecallusionism

The belief shared by many that their shit does not stink.

She's one of those people who thinks regardless of what she says or does, that she's beyond reproach. Another classic case of fecallusionism.

by uNCLE mARKASS August 4, 2021

Fecal Face Fender

A fecal face fender is when you fist a girls anus with no lube, going so rough that the anal muscles release covering your hand in her shit and blood. Then you rip your hand out like you're pulling a lawn mower pull start, flip the girl around and beat her face in with your blood and shit covered fist

" dude I totally gave Hailey a fecal face fender last night. She's not texting me again after that"

by Jermanjermy September 10, 2021

Fecal tipper

Fecal matter in dick hole

I just got a fecal tipper

by Daddy 5675466546 September 30, 2021

foclesy

If somebody tells you something is foclesy, they like you.

Steve: What are those shoes bro
Michael: They’re foclesy

by chickenfingers99 October 10, 2021

fomalhaut

The evil eye in the night sky . To bring happiness to the once’s who speak to it

Do you speak the fomalhaut tonight ?

by Bigdaddylk October 21, 2021