festered wookis

i herad this word from my brother in law
a festered wookis is a vaginal zit that is oozing a yellowish brown puss like substance

that hurts like a festered wookis.

by prankstamenace January 5, 2010

Faltercation

A faltercation is a mistake that you make. To falter is to hesitate in purpose or action. A faltercation is an example of the act of faltering.

I made a faltercation when I cursed at my mother because she is unreasonable, but the result of this is not what I intended to happen.

by Chrissypoo!!! June 4, 2010

fester chair

a dirty trash picked office chair that you think you can fix up when you can't. it probably carries numerous std's.

Doug: Just stop being so cheap and buy a real chair.
Steve: No way! I love fester chairs.

by Ocyrus April 20, 2011

Fester Fuck

Fester Fuck (n): A cluster fuck of a situation that one ignores until either, (a) the conditions of the situation begin to fester like a wound smelling of geriatric diapers and almonds, or (b) it becomes an unmitigated chunderstorm.

That hoarder's place up the street is literally rotting under a 10 year layer of broken dreams and apathy. It is an absolute fester fuck over there.

by Dr. Chunder May 17, 2013

fastech

A fast of technology, when you do not have a smart phone or laptop and are completely disconnected from technology. This could be either by choice (like during holidays) or by no signal in a remote area.

As I landed on the remote island, i didn't realise I will be forced on a fastech for 4 days.

by McLaren MP 4-29 December 25, 2014

festerous

Meaning to decay and cause discomfort. To become painful or infected, or becomes worse as time passes.

The sound became festerous.

My job is festerous.

by Ares2014 May 23, 2014

Fartercrank

An annoying person.

"Geeze, Zeb, stop being such a fartercrank."

by be here now July 4, 2014