Fack

A combination of fuck and fact.

Dude, that’s fack.

by BabyBillyBibleBonkers May 6, 2025

Facilitaker

A person who drops a joke bomb (punchline with no context) while leaving someone else to explain it, rendering them the inevitable deliverer of the unfunny punchline (unfunny because it’s taken them so long to explain it)

I’m going to have to explain that now, because no one understands it! You’re such a facilitaker

by MrsSmallCardiff July 18, 2025

Facilitaker

A facilitaker is someone who drops a joke-bomb (punchline with no context) while leaving someone else to explain it, rendering them the inevitable deliverer of the unfunny punchline (unfunny because it’s taken them so long to explain it)

No one’s going to understand that! I’m going to have to explain it- yours such a facilitaker!

by MrsSmallCardiff July 18, 2025

Peruvian Facelift

When you place your butt cheeks against another person's face cheeks and push them upwards

Carl: Dude I can't believe you gave that girl a Peruvian Facelift last night
Ben: Yeah I mean she was into it until I had to rip ass

by chode_deep September 1, 2013

dutch facelift

The act of having your face squeezed between freshly sharted butt cheeks and slid from the bottom of the crack to the top. ie... The Dutch Facelift

Brian: Hey Tom, did Tony just passout?
Tom: yup
Brian: looks like he is getting the ol dutch facelift then, cause I just about full on filled my crack.

by Blackcell February 7, 2014

Irish facelift

The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.

"Don't fuck with me unless you want an Irish facelift."

by EthanZemat October 8, 2014

Irish facelift

The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.

"Don't fuck with me unless you want an Irish facelift."

by EthanZemat October 8, 2014