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Phud Master Express

''Phud'' is short for Vagina, the word originates from Punjabi. A ''Phud Master Express'' is known as the master and pro of having sexual intercourse with a woman's vagina in the shortest amount of time. ''Phud Master Express'' is able to have intercourse with a line up of 22 women in just one hour.
Hey see that guy, he's a real Phud Master Express, he's really fucking a lot of girls.

Wow! I wish i could be Phud Master Express! But my mom said i can't have sex until marriage.
by phudmasterexpress2009 July 7, 2009
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express

A store that tries to appeal to heterosexual males (18-35), but in reality is a store that appeals more to the homosexual and metrosexual audience.
Elton John likes to shop at Express
by ifky September 29, 2005
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Hobo Espresso

The cheap and effective way to wake up a hobo whilst he sleeps. One would pull down the hobos pants and slide ones tongue into the hobos anus, forcing the hobo to wake up abruptly. May also cause him to wipe the spit out of his anus with his crack/meth covered fingers, thus furthering his alertness.

This is told to work better or just as well as a normal espresso that you would buy from your local Starbucks.
"This morning I was given a hobo espresso from Tucker, thats why I'm begging for change so early.
by Michael Franchayzee December 10, 2007
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Espresso Shot

When your ass cheeks are spread wide enough for someone to poor coffee into your waiting asshole for a tasty beverage with a bit of kick to wake you up in the morning. After allowing the hole to naturally froth, your sexual partner will suck all brown liquid out with a flourish.
"She has a pep in her step this morning"
"Her boyfriend made her an espresso shot. Apparently it was pretty tasty."
by Sully_The_Big_Blue_Monster October 7, 2018
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facial expressions

complete term "owned in the facial expressions"- basically a cool way of saying "i kicked your ass"
by NJG101 March 21, 2008
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Pinapple Express

A type of sexual intercourse between two friends, or people wanting to be more than friend, or between boyfriend + girlfriend.
Involves boxers with 'Pinapple Express' written on the back, palm trees in the bedroom and the scent of pinapples on the girl.
This type of sex is very fruity and exotic.

(Is recommended for some other people who are bored with their sex lives and want some excitement)


This type of sex has nothing to do with the stoner movie called "Pinapple Express".
Person A - "So I heard you and Zach... Pinapple Expressed last night?"
Person B - "Oh yeah! It was a totally different experience!"

Person C - "Dude! Did you Pinapple Express Gillian last night?"
Person D - "Totally! Dude, you should try it sometime yourself!"
by The Cat Ate Jell-o March 4, 2009
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Penguin Express

When an incision is made to the scrotum and a penis or penis-like object is used to have intercourse with the open scrotum; a technique usually favored by masochists to increase pain and heighten arousal.
I gave Jimmy a Penguin Express because he is a homosexual masochist and I am a sick, sadistic freak.
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