When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth
by smoothiebrother September 30, 2022
Get the Chocolate Smoothie Expressmug. Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022
Get the Panda Expressmug. by DillyDerk June 17, 2021
Get the Rocky Mountain expressmug. When 3 men have a threesome and the guy at the top blows a huge vape cloud and yells “Choo, Choo!”, and the guy at the back yells “All Aboard!”
by Virtual Tom Hanks September 29, 2022
Get the Polar Expressmug. N: an over-the-trowsers tug job usually performed in a public place, such as a theatre, packed full of families and children.
Lauren was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when she suddenly got the urge to crack some wang so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.
"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
by BostonRarr December 8, 2023
Get the Boebert Expressmug. A website used to join corportate people into massive orgys through the power of the Internet. Often conference rooms are turned into fucking grounds as they stream live video to other corporate individuals doing the same.
by Jakob Theliar January 12, 2011
Get the Meeting Place Expressmug. Katrina Kaif can give expression
by Burripalem September 19, 2021
Get the Expressionmug.