Evan Peters

The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.

Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"

Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."

Marley: "Awh man."

by evan peters wifey mama November 1, 2022

Evan Lathem

A soft boy who even though gives off a cuteish maybe even charming demeanor will break your heart. Typically a stoner who has soft hair, lots of sweatshirts and lots of hoes. He says he will “change” for you and then never will. After he gets what he wants he will ghost you.

“I was mad because u nvr ask me to smoke but it’s whatever” -Evan lathem

by Erbferb atinlerb astermerb April 19, 2019

Matt Evans

Sickest awsomest Man Alive!

Thats so cool. Not as cool as Matt Evans!

by FiddleMan October 20, 2008

Evan Alexander

Likes pen spinning, he is gay

Person1: Who is gay?
Person2: Evan Alexander

by ImNotHimBTW November 2, 2019

Evan Williams

Plays ping pong and loves to complain

Evan Williams: "Ping pong practice was so tiring"

by britt12342 June 5, 2019

ben evans

The man that may not be the hottest guy livin'... But can kick everyone's ass in all of the different art types. He draws, paints, and gets the pussy on the first date.

Girl 1: Did you ever hear of the new Ben Evans in town?
Girl 2: wait?! Ben Evans!!!
Girl 1: yep, I'm looking for him, I'll let him paint me naked

by ILuVictory April 26, 2014

The Evans Claw

The only true way to find a womans G-Spot.

The arching of two fingers in such a position that it cant possibly fail to find the G-Spot has become known as The Evans Claw since it was passed down from "Ice" A true hero to all men.

by Scrave April 23, 2006