Really gay boy who is a want to be amazing basketball player and who everyone hates. Also has a really annoying accent.
by Pumpkinpumpkineater69gigty January 15, 2017
Get the Evan Ringmug. A soft boy who even though gives off a cuteish maybe even charming demeanor will break your heart. Typically a stoner who has soft hair, lots of sweatshirts and lots of hoes. He says he will “change” for you and then never will. After he gets what he wants he will ghost you.
by Erbferb atinlerb astermerb April 19, 2019
Get the Evan Lathemmug. by FiddleMan October 20, 2008
Get the Matt Evansmug. by ImNotHimBTW November 2, 2019
Get the Evan Alexandermug. by britt12342 June 5, 2019
Get the Evan Williamsmug. The man that may not be the hottest guy livin'... But can kick everyone's ass in all of the different art types. He draws, paints, and gets the pussy on the first date.
Girl 1: Did you ever hear of the new Ben Evans in town?
Girl 2: wait?! Ben Evans!!!
Girl 1: yep, I'm looking for him, I'll let him paint me naked
Girl 2: wait?! Ben Evans!!!
Girl 1: yep, I'm looking for him, I'll let him paint me naked
by ILuVictory April 26, 2014
Get the ben evansmug. A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell". is the sister of Max Evans, the leader of the "Royal Four" aliens who has a dreamwalking power. Used to date human Alex Whitman but died when alien Tess Harding murdered him. Hobbies include eating anything with Tabasco sauce on top, using her alien powers particularly her dreamwalking power.
Has a New York duplicate named "Lonnie" (nickname for Vilandra)
Has a New York duplicate named "Lonnie" (nickname for Vilandra)
You: "Hey you know the chick who played Isabel Evans on "Roswell"? she's a hot doctor on Grey's Atonomy.
Me: "Yeah I know, plus she's in that comedy movie, "Knocked Up"
Me: "Yeah I know, plus she's in that comedy movie, "Knocked Up"
by Lisa Parnell December 30, 2007
Get the Isabel Evansmug.