Evan Cantor

A fat googan who typically likes to get high and yell at his grandma and yell at his grandma.

Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.

An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.

Did you see Evan Cantor? He’s looking really fat today.

by bluegillspillway September 19, 2019

Evan Lathem

A soft boy who even though gives off a cuteish maybe even charming demeanor will break your heart. Typically a stoner who has soft hair, lots of sweatshirts and lots of hoes. He says he will “change” for you and then never will. After he gets what he wants he will ghost you.

“I was mad because u nvr ask me to smoke but it’s whatever” -Evan lathem

by Erbferb atinlerb astermerb April 19, 2019

Matt Evans

Sickest awsomest Man Alive!

Thats so cool. Not as cool as Matt Evans!

by FiddleMan October 20, 2008

Evan Alexander

Likes pen spinning, he is gay

Person1: Who is gay?
Person2: Evan Alexander

by ImNotHimBTW November 2, 2019

Evan Williams

Plays ping pong and loves to complain

Evan Williams: "Ping pong practice was so tiring"

by britt12342 June 5, 2019

ben evans

The man that may not be the hottest guy livin'... But can kick everyone's ass in all of the different art types. He draws, paints, and gets the pussy on the first date.

Girl 1: Did you ever hear of the new Ben Evans in town?
Girl 2: wait?! Ben Evans!!!
Girl 1: yep, I'm looking for him, I'll let him paint me naked

by ILuVictory April 26, 2014

Isabel Evans

A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell". is the sister of Max Evans, the leader of the "Royal Four" aliens who has a dreamwalking power. Used to date human Alex Whitman but died when alien Tess Harding murdered him. Hobbies include eating anything with Tabasco sauce on top, using her alien powers particularly her dreamwalking power.

Has a New York duplicate named "Lonnie" (nickname for Vilandra)

You: "Hey you know the chick who played Isabel Evans on "Roswell"? she's a hot doctor on Grey's Atonomy.
Me: "Yeah I know, plus she's in that comedy movie, "Knocked Up"

by Lisa Parnell December 30, 2007