Ethan

A common name usually given to white males with dark brown hair, Massive testicles, a beautifully smooth, and thick cock. As a teen He will usually be found in your Girlfriends, or teenage daughters bedroom, and sometimes he will wrestle your girlfriend or daughter on the kitchen table naked...yes the one that you paid for and serve the food you worked hard to buy to feed your family. In other words he is a better version of you. He’s the alpha your the toddler

Girl 1: have you met the new kid Ethan???
Girl 2: omg yes I have. I also met his Big Thick Cock.
Girl 1: that’s why I asked, you weren’t the first or only one sis

by Alice Shannon February 24, 2021

Ethan

Usually gets taken for a mug but is the most kindest selfless person you'll ever meet

Paula : Shall we have a cup of tea in the new Ethan?
Christine : the one from pound land? Yeah sure

by eggyegg October 12, 2017

Ethan

likes to play with people's feelings and asks for nudes all the time

Ethan played so many girls

by thatonespecificgirl November 22, 2021

Ethan

A tall person, who is a red head, that is nice, smart, has friends, and is the G.O.A.T and a christian

Ethan is the best.

by Sheep99 April 23, 2019

Ethan

The gayest friend I have

Me: Hey Twis, I just smacked Ethan on the ass and he moaned!

Twis: That's just Ethan for you

by Hawkboy45 December 17, 2019

Ethan

A sweet boy who doesn't know how amazing he is. If you date a Ethan he will bright in your world. He loves memes and where's nutella sweeter and scarves. I love him but he doesn't know yet❤

Ethan is so perfect

by Iloveuinicorns December 15, 2019

Ethan

He has this beautiful, curly
brown hair, gorgeous brown eyes, and soft brown skin. Once you first hug him, and hold his hand, you’ll dream of doing it again. Love you Ethan😘

Justin: Yo, is that girl saying Ethan?
Melissa: That girl so so lucky!

by ???unknown???? April 12, 2019