the basic white guy that has no hoes. his dick is obviously small considering his weak ass name. you already know that his stoke game weak also. he thinks he could possibly be a soundcloud rapper with his stupid ass walmart version of “fire” & this guy can’t fight for shit.
by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a cocky son of a bitch. He is the kind of person to call you by the wrong name and he will talk about you behind your back in front of your face. He uses humor as a defense mechanism to hide his insecurities triggered by being the least favored child. He tries to drown his personal sorrows in sports, but is further sunken by his lack physical skill and his inability to perform *wink-wink*. His “friends” laugh at him rather than with him, but his ignorance of human interaction prevents him recognizing this. You could say his girlfriend is using him for money and transportation, but he doesn’t have one. In pictures he looks like a sock puppet caught on the wrong end of a mugging, and in person he looks worse. He tries to his face with a hat, worn so many times that there is sweat stain on it— and on his soul. He thinks he’s smart, which shows how dumb he is. He laughs loud to make people think he’s happy, but he’s not—he struggles internally, fighting for a ray of happiness. Ethan, if you’re reading this, necesitas ayuda.
by Elog June 5, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Kind, great friend and gives the best hugs they can, be strange but when you get to know him he is so sweet
by Nugget_brain-98 December 9, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Handsome caring usually a good person and is very mature for his age and is a very Christian person
He is a hard working person
He is a hard working person
Ethan is so nice
by Mr music October 2, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a coo persons we met in pakistan in a air raid shelter and we knew it was love at first sight now we're in the grave after stepping on a landmine but we are closer than ever!
ethan
by A3KT3K October 19, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. He is so crazy and annoying and does not work and has to be reminded multiple times to get on task
he also bullies people
he also bullies people
Ethan Today was remained 10 times by the teacher to get on task
Ethan today bullied me and called me fat
Ethan today bullied me and called me fat
by Owen bob May 7, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. He has a real Ethan
by Frankie 555 October 17, 2019
Get the Ethanmug.