Ghetto English

It is the Curve in the back of a thick Black sisters behind where the back ends and the booty begins. "Dam thats ghetto english".
Man you see that, shes has more Ghetto english in her back then in Webster’s Dictionary.
by Gianjah August 13, 2008
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Olde English

A mature broad who secretes a golden liquid from her snatch as she impales herself on a variety of inanimate objects, human heads, and bottles of D. The liquid she emits is then bottled and sold to the masses at a very affordable rate. The only thing bigger than her vast vaginal capacity is her immense ego. She enjoys frequent proclamations that she is at her sexual peak, likening herself to the sex drive of a virile 18 year old boy, much to the fear and disgust of any 18 year old male in the vicinity.

"Olde English wore a thong today. I threw up a little."
by Kubrick May 02, 2007
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Bastardised English

What the stupid, inbred, hygiene deficient, snaggle-toothed limeys speak.

I know it probably pisses you guys off that we've come farther in 250 years than you could in about 250,000, but find some country in Africa to be mad at.
It's "aloo-mi-num", not "aloo-mi-ni-um"; "jag-war", not "jag-you-are"; and "toothpaste", not "what the hell is that stuff"?
by John Heinz Kerry November 11, 2004
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English Toothpaste

English Toothpaste: Definition: When a partner during anal sex gets "shit dick" then takes the object out of the anus of the receiving partner and then rubs, like a toothbrush, the feces on the partner's teeth. Derivation: comes from the belief about the English having poor dentistry thus disgusting teeth.
Two guys are talking about how "nasty" their girlfriends are:
Tim: "My girlfriend is so nasty that she gave me head at the movies last night."
TJ: "Fuck that, thats not nasty. Nasty is my girlfriend, she let me give her English Toothpaste."
by Joe Lattari February 16, 2008
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The english language

trash
/traSH/
noun
discarded matter; refuse.
a person or people regarded as being of very low social standing.

verb
damage or wreck.
criticize severely.
Person 1: Angļu valoda ir miskaste
Person 1, but speaking english: The english language is trash
Person 2: Piekritu
by peepee expander December 07, 2020
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English virginity

So far, I've been able to preserve my English virginity, but now that I'm going to jail, I'm getting a bit worried.
by teh_buttfucker August 10, 2009
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(English) Mcfuckfin

Commonly known as a wanker, this tasty little treat like to associate itself with nice little boys, as currently it claims to be streaight, but underneath its as queer as elton john.
Man that guy's such a Mcfuckfin..
by Brandon. P. March 05, 2005
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