by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016
Get the Elijah Sternbergmug. Someone who for very obvious reasons, gets the least amount of pussy out of everyone he knows. If you know an Elijah, there is a large chance he has never even seen a titty before.
Elijah has negative bitches
by anonymous April 4, 2023
Get the Elijahmug. Elijah is a boy that is not that appealing to the eye at first. But once you get to hear his personality you instantly fall in love. Then he starts becoming hotter and hotter. he’s kinds and cares about other. He is known to be super funny and says a lot of sex jokes.
by ImAHoeee June 8, 2019
Get the Elijahmug. The most gorgeous, wonderful guy you could ever lay eyes on. He's different, out of the ordinary, special. His smile makes all the hipster girls go weak at the knees. Elijah's are usually short, but make up for it with their huge dicks. With his wonderfully smooth, hilarious personality it's impossible to dislike Elijah. Absolutely nothing can get in his way. He want's to stand out. He's not even aware of the swooning chicks that are desperately waiting for him to give them one of his looks. He's independent. Beautiful. Perfection.
"Hey... Is that Elijah riding his bike?"
"Oh my god, it is! Man, I wish he would notice me."
"I think I'm in love with Elijah."
"Oh my god, it is! Man, I wish he would notice me."
"I think I'm in love with Elijah."
by Elijah's secret gf November 20, 2023
Get the Elijahmug. by Iosjidnnfofjejdjxjjx November 16, 2018
Get the Elijahmug. Elijah is probably the most sweetest, cute, beautiful and charming guy you’ll ever meet in your whole entire lifetime. He’s really passionate about baseball, always is here for you even when you ramble about strawberries or how your parents immigrated and loves to talk about a future with you. He’s the most perfect person you’ll ever meet, He’ll listen when you need to talk about something and give you advice, find the positive in things, and cheers you up. He has the prettiest eyes ever and his hair ESPECIALLY with a new haircut looks really really nice. It kind of outlines his beautiful face and suits him really well. He’s truly flawless.
“Elijah is so beautiful.”
by alanosmom November 23, 2021
Get the Elijahmug. Elijah Samuel Tongco's are usually extremely hot, looking like a 6 foot black bodybuilder. Sometimes in his asian form, he can solve the hardest mathematical equations with only his yoyo. This man is the definition of perfect. Anyone who walks by will immediately stop and gaze at his beautiful assets. As a master of the martial art of rizz, he has claimed at least 4 women. He enjoys kpop and pulls TWICE members like he's pulling your mother.
by AnonymousDuck3969 March 21, 2023
Get the Elijah Samuel Tongcomug.