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elijahstoe.devian also known as beanie is a short person who loves to read furry incest and is married to ed sheeran.
Did you hear ed sheeran married the shortest person alive?”
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Elijah

Sexy and amazing person.

definitely didn't write this for myself
"Did you see Elijah today?"
"Yeah, they're fucking hot."
"SO TRUE!"
by lovejoyyy July 22, 2021
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elijah crawford

very tall person
scorpio
chad chad
yummy/yummers
banana
makes weird noises
by superswaggyperson July 26, 2021
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elijah

a boy who i would happily let choke me out
by mywott October 30, 2021
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Elijah

He is a nerd yet can be a bad boy. He loves girls but has thought of sucking dick. He lets white people say the N word in-front of him, but never saids it himself. He is tall and sexy and no one can stop him.
Elijah why are you so…. Perfect
by You and me are family October 30, 2021
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ELIJAH

A boy that is always there to help you with your problems. He is a funny guy who always makes you smile. A brave boy that has a high dream in his life. He always treats friends like family so you'll be lucky to have him in your life. His a respectful and kind boy that will always get sad when he make a sin. But he always makes his sin right.
Elijah is a name
by captain yaeger November 3, 2021
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Elijah

the most beautiful, smart, heartfelt, and caring girl in the world but will constantly deny it. shes very athletic and most likely better than you at anything you thought you were good at. she’s shy at first but ends up being very outgoing and lovable once you get to know her. she has the most beautiful smile in the world to match those rosy cheeks when she blushes. has some anger issues but most of it ends up being because she’s trying to protect her, her friends, or her bf. she can get a little jealous but thats only because she doesn’t want to lose who she has. which is pointless because the way her personality shines likes a star makes her significant other already wrapped around her finger and in love. she’ll put a lock on your heart that’s unbreakable and wont ever unlock it but you won’t mind that feeling, in fact it’ll make you wanna put a lock on that lock so she can’t get it off. you’ll fall in love with everything about her, her laugh, her smile, her personality, hell even her sneezes. the perfect person to love you unconditionally and be the best wife on the face of the earth. overall just one of the best girls in the world and once you see that, you’ll never forget it.
“can you believe they let a girl on the football team? especially as our quarterback!”

“ya thats Elijah, shes got a better arm than any of us. I don’t blame them.”
by Spyro1k November 10, 2021
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