Wack the Earth into perfection 

When terraforming in RPG maker's, you make the terrain so good you are "Wacking" it into perfection

Jim was doing so well at making terrain in our RPG maker he Wack the Earth into perfection

Wack the Earth into perfection by vidmaster121 July 30, 2012

down to earth 

a vague, meaningless expression that a wide variety of people use to express an undefinable positive quality in an other

For instance:
"Those two police officers were really down to earth, weren't they?"
"This ski lodge has down to earth feel to it, don't you think?"
"Rainbow is one of the most down to earth individuals I know."
"Say what you want about George Bush, but he's a down to earth kinda guy."
"The astronauts were the down to earth sort"
"REI and Eddie Bauer outlets have a down to earth feel to them."

down to earth by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004

Google-Earth Boner 

An erection so big that if the satellite that takes the Google-Earth images snapped a picture at that time I would be visible. Regardless of being indoors or out, the erection can be seen no matter what, as long as its classified as a Google Earth-Boner! Also known as a boner so big that it is visible from space at any given time of the day.

Bobby: "Dude, put that thing away in public!"

Habib: "I can't help it, Jessica walked by and I tore my pants in half and my Schlong exploded out!"

Bobby: "Well you better hope Google isn't taking pictures or that will be one pretty big Google-Earth Boner!"

Habib: "Damn, Yeah that would be pretty embarrassing..."

Google-Earth Boner by TheBrokenDick January 3, 2011

gayest kid on earth 

Christopher Brazile

"Who's the gayest kid on earth"

"Christopher Brazile, he lives in Hillsboro, Oregon."

gayest kid on earth by Your gay 69 October 14, 2013

Unified Earth Government (UEG) 

Contrary to what most n00bs tell you, the UEG, not the UNSC is the main human government in the Halo games. Bungie doesn't talk about them much, but they appear to be a democracy lead by a board of leaders, one from each nation on earth. They are an evolution of the U.N, and for that reason, never seem to get anything done. The UNSC is the UEG's military branch, along with the Office of Naval Intelligence (ONI) as their intelligence agency and the Colonial Military Administration acting a defensive force for the colonies, much like the modern day U.S National Guard. The UEG uses a currency called Credits, and has an enormous budget, seeing as how there are about 30 Billion taxpayers (prior to first contact at Harvest in 2525). Most of that budget goes toward colonization efforts, while another large portion goes to the UNSC, because those fancy ships like the Pillar of Autumn ain't cheap.

"The UEG are liars. We're next!"-A random civilian on earth

"The Unified Earth Government will protect you. Yeah right"-another civilian

The Warthog is the workhorse of the Unified Earth Government (UEG) armed forces.

Unified Earth Government (UEG) by atomicpacman March 28, 2011

scum of the earth 

1. see chav and townie
variations include "scum of the universe" and "scum of the galaxy"

"look at that burberry clad idiot! he's the scum of the earth!"

scum of the earth by markyG February 15, 2006

flat Earth Idiot

A person who believes the earth is flat but has no idea how the flat earth model works and makes a bad name for other flat earthers.

Tom is such a Flat Earth Idiot. He said the sun gos over then under the earth, where as in fact the sun spirals above the earth

flat Earth Idiot by DoorHandle1234 January 2, 2017