Earth

Sometimes called by it's Latin name, 'Terra', The Earth is a super computer designed by Deep Thought, another super computer, and payed for by two pandiminsional beings Loonquawl and Phouchg. This computer was so advanced that others began calling it a 'planet', and soon life itself sprang from it's main matrices. The 'humans', 'Earthlings', etc. that were brought forth were socially adaptible, and had the amazing ability to learn from other's mistakes (and strangely enough, an apparent disinclination to do so). The 'planet' itself was mostly harmless, untill it was demolished to make way for an intergalactic bipass by Vogons (a nastly lot, them), leading to the production of Earth Mk. II, which is where we live today.

Imagine there's no such thing as a cheeseburger.
Now, imagine there's no more McDonald's.
Now, the USD is gone.
Now imagine there's no New York Times.
Good. Now, there's no New York.
Now, there's no East Coast. No West Coast.
Now, and this is the big one, imagine there's no Chuck Norris.
If you could (somehow) follow that last instruction, then the Earth being gone's easy to grasp, no?

by TabGuy January 3, 2011

ben earnshaw

a person who wanks all day, non stop. he sits at home and does nothin but wack out :)

josh: wat u doin today?

ben earnshaw : avin a wank.

matty: thts all u do.

aaron: wanka

by matty5555555 April 12, 2009

Earth

The real hell. According to sacred Gnostic texts, has been and will be the darkest planet in the entire universe with more than 70% of it's inhabitants being ether dark or gray spirited. All life will end in 2100.

Be proud of youself for coming to this hellhole called Earth.

by *Dee* May 10, 2006

earsmoke

Pleasureable sounds or music

We really enjoyed the earsmoke at the concert so we bought the c.d.

by Resbot Nermo May 14, 2005

earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.

Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.

by TSMSmurf October 20, 2015

Earth, Earth, I am Jupiter!

A pretty good Russian song. Also known as Jupiter (Thanks to the Jupiter Animation Meme) and it's Russian name, Земля, земля, я юпитер!

Charlotte: Damn, this is one good song.
Shirley: What is?
Charlotte: Jupiter by Prvrln.
Shirley: Oh.
Pinkleaf: *appears from nowhere* I don't understand vodka language.
Charlotte: Or if you want to look it up, type in "Earth, Earth, I am Jupiter!" or just "jupiter prvrln".

by *cough* hello May 19, 2019

Earth Angel

An evolved old soul who has reincarnated here with a naturally grounding energy and deep connection to the Earth; they bring you down to Earth simply with their presence, much like fresh air or an open field.

Who is this guy? "Dude, it's Ani - he's an Earth Angel" - that's why he's so in tune! Ohhhh, fair enough...

by bknando January 19, 2022