duty assistant

A person employed by a shopping complex who (according to management) only walk around the centre doing nothing else but talking to retailers, walking around in pairs and moaning about the higher management because they want their staff to become uniform and robotic. They are often unkempt with manly beards and/or eccentric hair styles.

There goes that duty assistant talking to the ice cream stand staff again, he/she has been for 20 seconds and that's far too long. Why are we employing these people?

by Subarashí March 1, 2015

Call of duty

That game that I play every hour of my life. The only game that you can die in while you spawn. The game that every one's name is xXx_420blaizin360noscoperforlife_xXx. Every one thinks he's at faze clan and try 360 720 Y Y noscope you and than get an across the map tomahawk while T-bagging at the last round on search and destroy after they got wet over 3,000,000 ninja defuese while eating dewritos at their mom's basement. Every year they have money ripping DLC's that will give better shit after you pay "only" 20 fucking bucks. But I'll buy the next one next year.

I'm so 420blaizin on that game in Call of Duty

by Thepl March 12, 2015

Call of Duty

A Major FPS Franchise which have over 1 Billion copies sold, and is basically a drug. Once you play, you will rage like a huge fucking bitch. Many kids play this game because parents think of this as some Online Daycare. C.O.D - Childrens Online Daycare Something else you will find in this game is a few clans! Some known as - FaZe, Red, SoaR, and more!

Kid: fuk u nub i will rek u 1v1 me feggot on cod blops2
Guy: Umm.. okay?
-The guy would proceed to own the kid in a match-
Kid: FUCKING HACKER!! I AM CALLING MICROSCOFT!
That is, Call of Duty.

by Bryan Allahu Akbar November 23, 2016

Call Of Duty

It Was A Good Game since The Other Year's But then The Noob Tuber 360 Noscope Wannabe's screwed up the whole Franchise after 2010 but sure the community was not that bad but the year's Got worse and Black-Ops 4 i Hope they Get Better And not do like Faze Clan Does Or Having A Moaning Or Orgasm Kill Or Screaming Over Its Microphone.

360FazeLurd"OMFG 360 NOSCOPE OOOOOOOOOOMMMmMFFFFGGGGGG"
Mom"Stop Screaming Kiddo"
360FazeLurd"No Im Playing Call Of Duty"

by Dont USe 3rd Reich July 7, 2018

the duty man

a man that has promised his girlfriend sex and has to leave to fill those duties

"they call me the duty man for a reason"

by snoevit August 29, 2018

Call of Duty

A somewhat decent game infested with young children that scream words they dont understand at you and the mute button is the most useful thing in the game.

Kid1: WHAT THE HELL! HACKS!

Kid2: YOUR SUCH A FAGGOT!
Me: "Presses mute button" "Lets out sigh of relief" This is why i don't play Call of Duty.

by MexicanDeadpool May 30, 2018

Bean duty

Furry equivalent of toe suckin'

Tonight is bean duty uwu

by Mr. Peepee Poopoo November 11, 2019