A seismic dump is a poop that once leaves the bowel, instantly crashes into the bottom of the toilet, often creating tsunamis, vibration, panic attacks, chaos, and of course seismic activity that registers on the national level. Often accompanied by a wet arse, stains in the toilet bowl, and a horrendous smell that can linger for days like radiation fallout.
I was taken off my feet by the shockwave of tom's seismic dump. When he walked by, thats when the fallout smell hit me and put me in a coma.
by CrimsonOsmium February 13, 2008
When you go to take a dump and it is very loud and violent sounding yet nothing has come out. It is full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
I am so upset. I thought I had to deuce but it turned into a Shakespeare Dump - it was loud and gross sounding, but nothing came out.
by Roostafa March 31, 2010
When you take a dump on the side of the toilet bowl instead of in the water, with the purpose of making as little noise as possible to not let anyone know you're taking a dump.
by mornfang July 15, 2011
While in the sixty nine position the individual on top slowly sits up (much like the motion of a dump trucks bed) while making a beeping sound, and proceeds to defecate on the face of his/her partner.
by Jordan Martin September 24, 2006
Mind Dump
Function: Noun
A place where opinions and ideas are "dumped," but usually not discussed in a relevant or logical manner. Often, a Mind Dump is an internet Forum.
Function: Noun
A place where opinions and ideas are "dumped," but usually not discussed in a relevant or logical manner. Often, a Mind Dump is an internet Forum.
by Ryan Hamilton December 16, 2005
the next morning after drinkin a shitload of liquor, having to shit so bad you sometimes never make it to the toilet... sometimes you have a {liquor dump } in your pants. which in most cases is runny, all liquid form and makes your stomach hurt badly and has the most horrid smell you could ever think of!
yo my girl drank a whole bottle of whiskey last night. and this morn she was ridin' my dick and she had to stop and sprint to the bathroom but didnt make it in time. she "liquor dumped" all down the hallway
by swampass September 27, 2006
Going to use the bathroom at your job solely because you need to check text messages and dick around on your phone.
Guy "Yo did Jamie text you back about this weekend?'
Guy2 " I dont know yet, Im going to take a Work Dump in a sec, I'll let you know in about 10"
Guy2 " I dont know yet, Im going to take a Work Dump in a sec, I'll let you know in about 10"
by Cum Puncher July 20, 2011