Shakespeare Dump

When you go to take a dump and it is very loud and violent sounding yet nothing has come out. It is full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.

I am so upset. I thought I had to deuce but it turned into a Shakespeare Dump - it was loud and gross sounding, but nothing came out.

by Roostafa March 31, 2010

Face Dumping

The act of checking your facebook status updates while taking a dump. Usually via a mobile device.

Yo, Why did you take do long in the bathroom?

Sorry, I was face dumping and lost track of time.

by HGH-MO July 19, 2009

Ninja Dump

When you take a dump on the side of the toilet bowl instead of in the water, with the purpose of making as little noise as possible to not let anyone know you're taking a dump.

The walls are so thin in my apartment, I always have to take ninja dumps when we have parties here.

by mornfang July 16, 2011

dump truck

While in the sixty nine position the individual on top slowly sits up (much like the motion of a dump trucks bed) while making a beeping sound, and proceeds to defecate on the face of his/her partner.

He pulled the dump truck on her.

by Jordan Martin September 25, 2006

Mind Dump

Mind Dump
Function: Noun

A place where opinions and ideas are "dumped," but usually not discussed in a relevant or logical manner. Often, a Mind Dump is an internet Forum.

"I don't waste my time on that site, it's nothing more than a Mind Dump."

by Ryan Hamilton December 28, 2005

Work Dump

Going to use the bathroom at your job solely because you need to check text messages and dick around on your phone.

Guy "Yo did Jamie text you back about this weekend?'
Guy2 " I dont know yet, Im going to take a Work Dump in a sec, I'll let you know in about 10"

by Cum Puncher July 20, 2011

gamers dump

When you are in the heat of battle and you dont have enough time to sit and take a real shit you run to the bathroom shit as fast as possible then just run back and continue playing.

When klak was playin halo one day he ate too much beans and had to run and take a gamers dump before his character respawned.

by univsoldur May 11, 2006