douchebags agreement

A bet with ridiculous wagers which only douchey people would think of or agree to

Douchebag #1 - Hey man, I bet you that you can't drink that entire bottle of mentholated spirits!
Douchebag #2 - Your on, if I win you have to cut of your cock with this plastic spoon
Douchebag #1 - Deal but if you lose you have to skull this bucket of paint thinner!
Douchebag #2 - Fuck yeah!
Innocent onlookers - Oh shit those guys just made a douchebags agreement

by Migel Sanchez June 13, 2013

douchebag sweater

A acceptable superficial flaw usually associated with ones sense of style or fashion taste.

Dude, my friend went out with a guy who wears Uggs!...
Well, everyone has their douchebag sweater.

by Shrimp Toe November 26, 2010

Consti-douchebag

An individual who routinely confuses the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence when arguing about political matters.

Fred: America is totally a Christian nation! I mean, the Constitution talks about our "Creator", after all!

Jack: You're thinking of the Declaration of Independence, you Consti-douchebag.

by Peejkayne October 10, 2011

douchebag roadblock

(n) When all the lanes of a given road, particularly an expressway/highway/freeway, are occupied with drivers who are driving too slow, typically slower than the speed limit.

Goddammit! I'm going to be late for work because of this douchebag roadblock!

by iamderricksdefinition June 18, 2012

Executive douchebag

A self-absorbed narcissistic individual in the upper echelons of management of major corporations with a grand sense of entitlement with little or no use for subordinates unless they can further his/her career or bonus. These people love to hear themselves talk and lack listening skills. They surround themselves with sycophants that can be characterized as executive douchebag wannabe's.

The CEO proved he was an executive douchebag by always finding a business reason to submit an expense report for fine dining or taking a flight.

by Mr Zabava August 26, 2014

douchebag smile

When someone smiles all the time like a douchebag.

Look at that railroad welder cheesing!
I know I hate that douchebag smile!

by Homer Riley June 27, 2014

Douchebag Shower

The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.

Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"

by FriarChicken October 12, 2011